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sortinghat_rp2012-02-03 01:43 am
nunganunga_k_o) wrote in sortinghat_rp2012-02-03 01:43 am
14 things that are horribly wrong with my life
[shabbily filtered away from teachers]
Mouths are puckering, boy entrancers are fluttering, and luuuuurve is in the air!
To get to the short and the short of it, as a public service Cas and I have decided to host a SNOGGING PARTY. It is this thing where you show up, grab a number and get snogging! Don't have a snoggee? WELL, you could prepare for a life all aloney on your owney and become a Buddhist monk, orif you look naff in orange you could meet one there! It will be fabby and marvy and also double cool with knobs on.
And because we know that some of you spend all of your days doing daft things like Arithmancy homework and have never used your gobs for anything other than shoveling food in them, we have provided a scale for you to research beforehand:
1 → holding hands
2 → arm around
3 → goodnight kiss
4 → kiss lasting over three minutes without a breath (What you need for this is a sad mate who's got a watch but no boyfriend.)
5 → open mouth kissing
6 → tongues
6.25 →nip libbling lip nibbling
6.5 → ear snogging
6.75 → neck nuzzling
7 → upper body fondling - outdoors
8 → upper body fondling - indoors (in bed)
9 → below waist activity (or bwa)
10 → the full monty
It will be on the 10th, but not NUMBER 10, if you catch my drift (and I think you do). Be there if you don't want to be as lonely as an elk.
Mouths are puckering, boy entrancers are fluttering, and luuuuurve is in the air!
To get to the short and the short of it, as a public service Cas and I have decided to host a SNOGGING PARTY. It is this thing where you show up, grab a number and get snogging! Don't have a snoggee? WELL, you could prepare for a life all aloney on your owney and become a Buddhist monk, or
And because we know that some of you spend all of your days doing daft things like Arithmancy homework and have never used your gobs for anything other than shoveling food in them, we have provided a scale for you to research beforehand:
1 → holding hands
2 → arm around
3 → goodnight kiss
4 → kiss lasting over three minutes without a breath (What you need for this is a sad mate who's got a watch but no boyfriend.)
5 → open mouth kissing
6 → tongues
6.25 →
6.5 → ear snogging
6.75 → neck nuzzling
7 → upper body fondling - outdoors
8 → upper body fondling - indoors (in bed)
9 → below waist activity (or bwa)
10 → the full monty
It will be on the 10th, but not NUMBER 10, if you catch my drift (and I think you do). Be there if you don't want to be as lonely as an elk.