14 things that are horribly wrong with my life

[nunganunga_k_o]

[shabbily filtered away from teachers]
Mouths are puckering, boy entrancers are fluttering, and luuuuurve is in the air!

To get to the short and the short of it, as a public service Cas and I have decided to host a SNOGGING PARTY. It is this thing where you show up, grab a number and get snogging! Don't have a snoggee? WELL, you could prepare for a life all aloney on your owney and become a Buddhist monk, or if you look naff in orange you could meet one there! It will be fabby and marvy and also double cool with knobs on.

And because we know that some of you spend all of your days doing daft things like Arithmancy homework and have never used your gobs for anything other than shoveling food in them, we have provided a scale for you to research beforehand:

1 → holding hands
2 → arm around
3 → goodnight kiss
4 → kiss lasting over three minutes without a breath (What you need for this is a sad mate who's got a watch but no boyfriend.)
5 → open mouth kissing
6 → tongues
6.25 → nip libbling lip nibbling
6.5 → ear snogging
6.75 → neck nuzzling
7 → upper body fondling - outdoors
8 → upper body fondling - indoors (in bed)
9 → below waist activity (or bwa)
10 → the full monty

It will be on the 10th, but not NUMBER 10, if you catch my drift (and I think you do). Be there if you don't want to be as lonely as an elk.

Comments

[emotionswhatdo]

Georgia.

[selfhatred]

SERIOUSLY? THIS IS WHAT YOU GUYS DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?

[instantdrama]

Wow. That's... Well, I think I'd have to pass.

[filtre]

Are you off your rocker?

[plastic_spastic]

Great idea, but you should probably make sure the teachers don't read this.

[hacks you because Hades is a nosy bastard]

[dance_kiss_schmooze]

[Hades makes no reply, just palms his face and decides it's time to start assigning more homework if his students have time for this crap...]

filtered;

[testdriveme]

That's..


You won't be insulted if I don't show up, will you?

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Have you considered that may8e some of us don't need such a pathetic excuse?

[filtered]

[fullnamebasis]

Are these like tupperware parties?

filtered...oh my, how did this happen?

[cleancuffs]

[ After hearing Hades bitch and whine in the staff room, his curiosity has been momentarily piqued. ]

What a clever application of your studies.

[reportedly]

A snogging party?

[ladyliberty]

Sounds like my kind of party!

[styxiedust]

Think I'll pass, I'd rather not board the monorail.

[yerawwizarderi]

and its open to anyone right

[mo_cara]

oK