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[puckinyourmom]

I've decided to stop drinking. Forever. It just leads to trouble, every time.

You should all think about following my lead. It's a good time for us all to become better people.

Comments

[quixotical]

Do you just lose track of how much?

[puckinyourmom]

Maybe?

[quixotical]

Well, tell yourself you're only having one and then you're done! Or until you figure out your limit, at the very least.

[puckinyourmom]

I'm not even taking the risk anymore!

[quixotical]

Did you do something embarrassing?

[puckinyourmom]

No.

[quixotical]

It's alright if you did! People do really strange things when they're drunk.

[puckinyourmom]

What's the word for something that's beyond strange?

[quixotical]

...Bizarre?

[puckinyourmom]

Worse than that.

[quixotical]

Worse? How much worse?

If you did something really bad, you can talk to me, I am... I am one of your professors!

[puckinyourmom]

I don't need to talk about it!

[quixotical]

You sound kinda upset though! Maybe it'd be better if you did talk about it...

[puckinyourmom]

No thanks, professor.

[quixotical]

Ah, is it something... private?

[puckinyourmom]

Obviously, or I would have just said it.

[quixotical]

You know, if you... well, if you did something naughty while you were drunk, you shouldn't be too ashamed! Lots of people do stuff like that when they're drunk!

[puckinyourmom]

...thanks.

[mo_cara]

:o)

[puckinyourmom]

Shut up.

[mo_cara]

dIdN't SaY sHiT, dUdE.

[puckinyourmom]

You were thinking it.

[mo_cara]

HOLY MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS YOU CAN READ MINDS NOW???

[puckinyourmom]

I know it was something stupid.

[mo_cara]

hEy MoThErFuCkEr, I'm NoT tHe OnE aLl SaYiNg I gOt My MaGiC tHiNkInG sHiT oN fOr No ReAsOn, ThEn TeLlInG sOmE oThEr DuDe ThErE iS a ReAsOn.