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[puckinyourmom]

I've decided to stop drinking. Forever. It just leads to trouble, every time.

You should all think about following my lead. It's a good time for us all to become better people.

Comments

[puckinyourmom]

I'm serious! Damn it, nobody believes me!

[nunganunga_k_o]

You're seriously serious?

[puckinyourmom]

Totally serious.

[nunganunga_k_o]

Sorry for being skeptical, but only a few weeks ago you were talking about joie de vivre and letting the devil take the hindmost and now you are quite literally Buddha with a mohawk.

[puckinyourmom]

No, Buddha's fat.

[nunganunga_k_o]

Well. An exceptionally fit Buddha.

[puckinyourmom]

Give me more wise sayings.

[nunganunga_k_o]

Never eat anything bigger than your head.

[puckinyourmom]

That's it?

[nunganunga_k_o]

I am not the mohawked Buddha here.

[puckinyourmom]

Right.

What does a Buddha do, anyway?

[nunganunga_k_o]

They are wise and have inner peace. And neglect exercise, apparently.

Oh, I remembered a wise saying. When crows find a dying snake, they behave as if they were eagles. When I see myself as a victim, I am hurt by trifling failures.

[puckinyourmom]

I can't neglect exercise, we have Quidditch to win.

[nunganunga_k_o]

Aye, aye, Captain.

[puckinyourmom]

...what are you doing later?

[nunganunga_k_o]

...Err. Nothing important. Why?

[puckinyourmom]

Let's hang out after practice.

[nunganunga_k_o]

Yes! Sure. That would be quite cool.

[puckinyourmom]

Awesome. See you on the pitch.