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[puckinyourmom]

I've decided to stop drinking. Forever. It just leads to trouble, every time.

You should all think about following my lead. It's a good time for us all to become better people.

Comments

[puckinyourmom]

How does she not get it if you're telling her straight-up?

[thornsofoglogoth]

Selective hearing - she only seems to understand the language of passive-aggression.

[puckinyourmom]

That sucks, man. Me and my mom communicate in door slams.

[thornsofoglogoth]

Well, that's not much more fun. My condolences.

[puckinyourmom]

It's cool. Sometimes I can make animal sounds.

[thornsofoglogoth]

Ah, I can appreciate that. It's always good to get in touch with one's bestial side.

[puckinyourmom]

Always.

[thornsofoglogoth]

Always and forever.

My best wishes to you regarding your adherence to this resolution. Quite a role model you are turning out to be.

[puckinyourmom]

...am I really?

[thornsofoglogoth]

That remains to be seen.
Perhaps if you keep this up.

[puckinyourmom]

Cool.

[thornsofoglogoth]

Make us proud, Puckerman.

[puckinyourmom]

For sure.