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[plushaeusrumpified]

Essays.

I'm sure you all just fucking love essays, don't you? Well it's been too long since I assigned one and considering my last assignment mysteriously went missing, that's what you're gonna get. So pick a language of your choice, I don't even care which one. It could be pig Latin for all I care at this point.

Got your language picked out?

Write me ten inches on why people suck.

The first person to complain about this assignment gets 100 points taken away, so just shut up and do it.

Whoever has the most compelling argument on why people suck gets 150 points and the essay blown up and stuck in the entrance hall for everyone to see every day.

Comments

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[allisnotlost]

wwell thats different i meant outright hurtin me

i
youre startin to make me glad i wwent to fefs for the holiday instead a stayin home

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[wwistful]

[Ow.]

Is that so?
Goodness, Eridan. I'm terribly sorry for inconveniencing your life by pointing out the obvious. I shall just sit idly by and watch you make an arse of yourself from now on then, shall I?

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[allisnotlost]

you
im just gettin fed up wwith this double teamin youre both doin to me for askin a fuckin question
you wwerent inconvveniencin me but i just
it made me feel like i cant do anythin right on my owwn and that ill alwways need you to help me out
wwhich has unfortunately actually been true this entire year so far

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[wwistful]

I was only trying to help.

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[allisnotlost]

sometimes i wwish you wwouldnt
or that i didnt need your help


i also just got detention
fuck

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[wwistful]

Then let that be your first lesson as to why you should listen to me when I tell you to stop.

Enjoy it.

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[allisnotlost]

i did stop
he looked into OUR convversation

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[wwistful]

Oh.

Good night.

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[allisnotlost]

i

wwhat

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[wwistful]

I am washing my hands of this situation and going to bed. I'd advice you to do the same, but I know how little you care for my opinions.

Good night.

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[allisnotlost]

i do care
i just
sometimes i dont agree wwith some of your opinions

but good night i suppose