Bro Strider (
plushaeusrumpified) wrote in
sortinghat_rp2013-01-08 08:27 pm
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Essays.
I'm sure you all just fucking love essays, don't you? Well it's been too long since I assigned one and considering my last assignment mysteriously went missing, that's what you're gonna get. So pick a language of your choice, I don't even care which one. It could be pig Latin for all I care at this point.
Got your language picked out?
Write me ten inches on why people suck.
The first person to complain about this assignment gets 100 points taken away, so just shut up and do it.
Whoever has the most compelling argument on why people suck gets 150 points and the essay blown up and stuck in the entrance hall for everyone to see every day.
I'm sure you all just fucking love essays, don't you? Well it's been too long since I assigned one and considering my last assignment mysteriously went missing, that's what you're gonna get. So pick a language of your choice, I don't even care which one. It could be pig Latin for all I care at this point.
Got your language picked out?
Write me ten inches on why people suck.
The first person to complain about this assignment gets 100 points taken away, so just shut up and do it.
Whoever has the most compelling argument on why people suck gets 150 points and the essay blown up and stuck in the entrance hall for everyone to see every day.

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Now what the hell do you want to know?
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i wwant to knoww wwhy youre actin like a total fuckin dick
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I wasn't under the impression that I was acting any different than I normally do.
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wwhat
no see
theres somethin different
i cant pin it but there is somethin different
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this is not fair at all
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It's like I said to Arthur, feel fucking free to use this as inspiration for your essay. I mean it's pretty clear you think I suck, right? Always have, probably always goddamn will.
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wwhile that is good inspiration and all i havve somethin to correct
i actually dont think you do believve it or not
i mean yes i do right noww because youre bein a complete dick but normally no
no i dont
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But whatever. Thanks, I guess?
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sometimes it mixes in wwith me actually bein mad wwith them though
but its just howw i wwork sometimes
especially if im still figurin out someone i wwant to be friendly to
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Oh.
Alright so I don't really know what to say here, kid. But I guess consider detention canceled. Don't ask why, just accept it.
I'm waving my little white flag.
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yeah
its hard or me to really say stuff like that
but i do mean it
and dont wworry i graciously accept it
thanks