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Essays.
I'm sure you all just fucking love essays, don't you? Well it's been too long since I assigned one and considering my last assignment mysteriously went missing, that's what you're gonna get. So pick a language of your choice, I don't even care which one. It could be pig Latin for all I care at this point.
Got your language picked out?
Write me ten inches on why people suck.
The first person to complain about this assignment gets 100 points taken away, so just shut up and do it.
Whoever has the most compelling argument on why people suck gets 150 points and the essay blown up and stuck in the entrance hall for everyone to see every day.
I'm sure you all just fucking love essays, don't you? Well it's been too long since I assigned one and considering my last assignment mysteriously went missing, that's what you're gonna get. So pick a language of your choice, I don't even care which one. It could be pig Latin for all I care at this point.
Got your language picked out?
Write me ten inches on why people suck.
The first person to complain about this assignment gets 100 points taken away, so just shut up and do it.
Whoever has the most compelling argument on why people suck gets 150 points and the essay blown up and stuck in the entrance hall for everyone to see every day.
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What kind of question is that? The answer should be pretty obvious.
It's a three letter word starting with Y.
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I just felt the need to ask.
[Rose trying not to be obviously insecure.]