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[plushaeusrumpified]

Essays.

I'm sure you all just fucking love essays, don't you? Well it's been too long since I assigned one and considering my last assignment mysteriously went missing, that's what you're gonna get. So pick a language of your choice, I don't even care which one. It could be pig Latin for all I care at this point.

Got your language picked out?

Write me ten inches on why people suck.

The first person to complain about this assignment gets 100 points taken away, so just shut up and do it.

Whoever has the most compelling argument on why people suck gets 150 points and the essay blown up and stuck in the entrance hall for everyone to see every day.

Comments

[plushaeusrumpified]

You mean if.

The ball's in his court. I'm not waiting forever.

[higherthaneverybody]

I MEAN WHEN.
the man clings to anyone who
GIVES HIM ATTENTION.
he won't risk losing that.

[plushaeusrumpified]

I really do goddamn mean IF. It doesn't matter if that's the case or not. I said I'm not waiting forever. He's not fucking clinging now and his chance to be a koala is running out.

[higherthaneverybody]

no, but you'll
WAIT LONG ENOUGH.

[plushaeusrumpified]

And what the fuck makes you say that? You don't know me. You don't fucking know the whole situation. This ain't something I'm just gonna wait around forever for. I'm not a preteen girl with a crush.

[higherthaneverybody]

YOU WON'T WAIT FOREVER.
but you'll wait long enough. you and he
ARE EASY ENOUGH TO KNOW,
despite how you like to pretend that
THE THINGS I SAY
aren't true.
BUT THEY ARE.
you were wooing and sleeping with him
AS YOU DENIED IT.
and he'll come back to you
AND YOU'LL WAIT
though you deny that, too.
YOU WEAR YOUR HEART ON YOUR SLEEVE, PLENTYN.

[plushaeusrumpified]

I denied it because at the time, he was fucking engaged to Matteris. That's the only reason I kept it from anybody. I don't wear my heart on my sleeve, no matter what you might think. I don't get where you got that impression from. You're fuckin' ridiculous.

[higherthaneverybody]

you're truly an expert on
DENIAL.