sortinghat_rp | (no subject)

Hey, give me a break. At least I actually know and can mostly admit it now. Even though only three people including myself even know.

You're still in Egypt and you know it.

Regardless of where I am, I am well aware of where John stands. That's enough.

Well at least you're admitting it now.

And other than beside you, where is he standing?

In the throngs of dozens of girls and young women all batting their lashes and flashing him smiles while he gives their ample bossoms a fair amount of passing attention.

I'm almost starting to pity you.

When's the last time he even took a girl out? Or hit on one? Like This is an actual question, I don't notice other people's attempts unless it gets in the way.

I don't want your pity. I don't even want your understanding. I want this to be a non topic.

And the last time he dated anyone is inconsiquential. He was wounded and his confidence was struck. Having fixed his limp, he'll back back to normal in all ways. I can't attest to his flirting as I'm rarely in his company around others nor do we share classes.

[Blatantly ignores the first part, taking his continuation on the topic as a sign that he should.]

But when ever you don't have classes you're both talking on the journals. Giggling at that really, makes you look like a 14 year old girl, but hey. Could be your thing. But you two are pretty much always flirting on here, I've said that much before.

As for the limp. When ever I see him, he's standing still or sitting so I can't really say anything on it being better.

I don't want to talk about John anymore, Tony. Just drop it.

No, yeah sure. We can do that.

Planing on setting your bed on fire this term?

At least once.

And Herbert's?

Several times if possible.

You know. I always did like you. And it's moments like this I really enjoy our friendship.

Well, if you can't annoy your roommates, what good are they?

Family members, and pets.

Oh, dear, I did have a cat....

Do I want to even know what you did to Schroedinger?

I honestly can't recall. I must have deleted it. Or he's around here somewhere...

You know harming animals is one of those trigger signs that adults look out for in kids, right?

I would say you worry me at times, but really you're just operating on par as far as I can tell.

Believe me, I know all about trigger signs in children. I've been through enough behavioral analysis to answer with utmost certainty that I do not have any violent comorbidity.

Well at least that's one thing I never have to be concerned about. This, this is a good thing.

You know me well enough to know if I wanted to hurt you, nothing would stop me. Therefore, obviously, I don't want to hurt you.

Or I've just not tried hard enough.

Besides, we all know you're far too fond of this face to damage it.

If you don't cease to bother John, I may just.

Who's bothering? I'm just talking to him. It's called being friendly. I know it's a foreign concept, but I'm sure you can figure it out.

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