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If I ever think about snakes again, it'll be too soon. I'm officially done with their slithery ways. They can all either grow some legs and be proper lizards or just steer clear of me. All snakes the world over are officially notified. The ball's in your court now, snakes.

I'd also like to apologize to anyone who might've got distracted from what they were doing if they caught sight of all the snogging Sherlock and I were doing in the Great Hall. And the not-as-great halls. And the courtyard. And... you know, just. Take this as a general apology.

[Filtered to Sherlock... Oh god an actual filter??? This is serious.]

We need to talk.

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I think we'll be okay and we can still be friends, but this whole thing is incredibly awkward.

I don't know what impact that'll have on his journal-giggling, though, so I can't help you there.

Only friends?

You can call it awkward all you like, at least you were head over heels for someone you like.

[Theres a pause.]

Try not to be too awkward though. I know for a fact his sulking is more annoying than his giggling.

Oh, ta for that.

Yeah, because we are so eager to get into each others pants without a potion being involved.

You hardly had to announce it to someone from another House - it's not like anyone would have noticed. In fact, I would prefer if it never got mentioned, even obliquely, again.

[Because after all, Tony could blame it all on a potion, but Herbert was under no such influence, and he wasn't exactly constantly fighting the other boy off.]

It's John. He's Sherlock's

Let's go for hopeful bit on the side.

He's going to know about this already.

And hey, for the record. If it wasn't for the potion I wouldn't have done that, even I know leading people on isn't cool. Even though I technically wasn't leading you on, it was the potion. But It was still me laying it on thick for you. I'm... Well I guess I'm apologising for anything I did?

What part of never mentioning this again was so difficult for you to understand?

I'm trying to apologise here. And it's not like it was only us. It was happening to everyone.

I fail to see how that makes it any better.

Okay sure, I've slighted your honor or something. But I do want to make it up to you for someway.

Even though really, Dumbledore should be making the people who delivered the eggs do it, but that's a little impersonal don't you think.

You can make it up to me by leaving me alone and never speaking to me again. That would do it nicely.

Yeah. We live in the same dorm room, that's not happening.

Try.

I'm not going to hide from you to keep you from feeling embarrassed about enjoying kissing me.

Fine, then just don't talk to me.

And I did not enjoy it, you're rubbish, and also stupid. That's not what this is about, anyway, this is about the humiliating way you threw yourself at me. I'd rather not have to think about that for the rest of my tenure at this school if at all possible, until we go our separate ways and never have to see each other again. Ta.

If you didn't enjoy it, then why did you keep letting me do it?

Because you wouldn't leave me alone unless I did!

Maybe I should have had the foresight to make myself look like Bruce then.

[ink blot]

Bugger off, Stark. I mean it. Leave me the hell alone.

You started this conversation.

And stop acting like you didn't enjoy it. I know you did.

NO, I DIDN'T. You must have a really high opinion of yourself. Oh, wait, this is you, I forgot that you think you're god's gift to the entire bloody species.

Wait, if I say I did, will you finally leave me alone? Fine, here: Yes, it was amazing. You are the best kisser I have ever met, and I can no longer stand to be in your presence, just knowing you will never want to do that with me again the way I long for you. Please, please, Stark, ease my torment and give me peace, so that I no longer have to be in your radiant presence.

Edited 2013-03-03 11:21 (UTC)

Yeah you did. You jumped in and started talking. And who ever said the entire species?

Okay, rolling my eyes at that. But you were getting into it just as much as I was, I know you weren't under the potion and liking me back. And I don't want you feeling used because of it.

Look I know we don't and probably wont ever get along. But hey, can I at least make this up to you in someway?

You should get something out of this whole disaster too.