Mark XIV

[arrogantalloy]

 For those of you not in Ravenclaw and kept saying this day would never arrive.

It did, it started over Easter and now I can proudly say that I have almost completely grown in a moustache.

And you know what, I really make this look good.

[To be fair, it still looks a little whimpy, but there's no mistaking it's moustachiness.]

Comments

[3potionproblem]

Is this stage one of becoming a true villain?

[arrogantalloy]

I see you've already fallen into my trap Mr. Bond.

[3potionproblem]

Mr. Who?

Tony, did you forget my name over break? I think I'm genuinely a bit insulted.

[arrogantalloy]

You really need to start watching muggle movies.

I know I keep telling you this, but it's still something you need to do.

If I said it to John, he'd get it.

[3potionproblem]

I can't watch muggle movies.

If John would get it, say it to him. More to my point, however, I am willing to be rivals if you grow a mustache.

[arrogantalloy]

Well you can. I mean I have at least two TV's at home, so really there is that.

You're not my rival, we aren't even interested in the same fields for that to work, and what does the moustache have to do with any of that?

[3potionproblem]

I accept your invitation to your home.

It just sounds much more interesting to have you as my nemesis than Mycroft.

[arrogantalloy]

Yeah, okay.

I think I'm happy with just being a general irritation that topical cream can't cure.

[3potionproblem]

Tony, sometimes you're quite eloquent.

[arrogantalloy]

Wait, only sometimes?

[3potionproblem]

Yes. Most of the time you're just another idiot contributing to the growing levels of stupidity in our dorm. But every now and then I quite like the things that come out of your mouth.

[arrogantalloy]

You know, I'm going to be offended by the first part, you know, just in a casual way.

But I'm not against you enjoying what comes out of my mouth.

[3potionproblem]

I think casual offense is probably the best verity at this point in our relationship.

[arrogantalloy]

Well it's the only time you've managed to offend me even remotely in recent history, that's for sure.

[3potionproblem]

See? We'd make great adversaries.

[arrogantalloy]

Who outside comic book characters even have adversaries these days? And why is your brother even one?

[3potionproblem]

Mycroft's one because he exists to undermine me in everything. Seems a fitting enough title. And why can't I have an arch enemy? If I can have a friend, I should be allowed a nemisis.

[arrogantalloy]

Because you don't wear spandex and a cape, mostly.

And I'm pretty sure that's not his sole reason for being.

[3potionproblem]

When it comes to me, Mycroft is entirely too involved. And I'm not so sure spandex suits me. Sounds rather silly.

[arrogantalloy]

The fact you said you're not sure means you at least contemplated that. Should I be concerned?

[3potionproblem]

It doesn't take much to contemplate. I know what I look like naked. More or less lends itself to knowing what I'd look like in spandex.

[arrogantalloy]

Not really a comforting thought. So really you'd just be a lycra covered peg?

[3potionproblem]

That's my mental image anyway. I think you've seen me naked enough to formulate your own.

[arrogantalloy]

Hence the peg comment. Because lets face it, you're a human stick insect. It's why I don't like you looking at me when you're naked, I feel like I'm a tasty leaf or something.

[3potionproblem]

Stark, I have never looked at you as though you were anything I had any desire to eat or climb.