Mark XIV

[arrogantalloy]

 For those of you not in Ravenclaw and kept saying this day would never arrive.

It did, it started over Easter and now I can proudly say that I have almost completely grown in a moustache.

And you know what, I really make this look good.

[To be fair, it still looks a little whimpy, but there's no mistaking it's moustachiness.]

Comments

[arrogantalloy]

That's why you start with the thigh. Besides. You say that like John's going to spank your hand and go 'oh no you don't, sailor'

[3potionproblem]

I'm not a sailor.

And it would be more like punching or shoving than spanking.

I don't think you really have the best of intentions. Bruce is going to be stern with you, I can tell.

[arrogantalloy]

Why would Bruce be stern with me over what you're not doing to John?

[3potionproblem]

Because this is how your brain works and it's clearly a malfunction.

[arrogantalloy]

Wait, how is this not normal?

[3potionproblem]

Tony, if I walked up and started rubbing your genitals, forgoing the fact that you're underage as the initial offense, it would be a criminal offense the likes of molestation. Surely you can see how this would be a problem.

I am not in the habit of molesting people, and certainly not John.

[arrogantalloy]

It's only two years, it doesn't count. Also, I'm not into you so it would be a little strange. But then I'm not who we're talking about here.

[3potionproblem]

John is not 'in to me'. And even if he were, it would be impolite.

[arrogantalloy]

Sure.

And again, it's all in how you do it, that makes it impolite or not.

[3potionproblem]

This coming from someone who until recently was only interested in women. Did you pet their thighs and work your way up on them too?

[arrogantalloy]

[There's almost a pause, because really, he never ended up getting all that far with girls, despite what he says.]

Are you seriously asking that? Why would I be suggesting it if I haven't tried it out myself?

[3potionproblem]

You've had a surprising lack of black eyes, then.

[arrogantalloy]

Because I know what I'm doing. You know you'd think that would be obvious.

[3potionproblem]

No.

[arrogantalloy]

No?

[3potionproblem]

No, it's not obvious. What is obvious is that you put a great deal of your self worth in the image you project.

[arrogantalloy]

Project? What are you talking about, this is all me. I have better things to do than pretend to be someone I'm not.

a wild Hufflepuff appears

[3houseswatson]

You're right. You're talking about ME.

Specifically MY thighs and prick and [oh inkblots, inkblots everywhere]

UNFILTERED in full bloody display for the whole damn school!

[arrogantalloy]

So, what? You're ashamed of your thighs?

[3houseswatson]

Not what you were supposed to get out of that, Tony!

You're treading on thin ice, so you might want to watch your next step.

[arrogantalloy]

Yeah, might want to check your calendar, winter is paying it's mini bar tab, and heading out.

And please, I could have said so much worse. He's the one asking me how to hit on you, can we just remember that little bit of information?

[3houseswatson]

Uh-huh, because from here it just looks like you bringing up my thigh and how to rub it wholly unprovoked. I think you imagined a reason to... be you.

[arrogantalloy]

Only unprovoked if there's no reason for doing it. He, has a reason.

[3houseswatson]

He's confused and trying to figure sexuality out after having gone so long insisting he doesn't have one. And your advice is, "Quick! Rub some cocks!" ?

[arrogantalloy]

Now come on, I'm not being so generic. I was very localised in my suggestion.