Mark XIV

[arrogantalloy]

 For those of you not in Ravenclaw and kept saying this day would never arrive.

It did, it started over Easter and now I can proudly say that I have almost completely grown in a moustache.

And you know what, I really make this look good.

[To be fair, it still looks a little whimpy, but there's no mistaking it's moustachiness.]

Comments

[preanimator]

Yes, at this rate you'll have an entire one by next Christmas, good on you.

[arrogantalloy]

Shoes what you know, because it looks great on me now.

[preanimator]

Define great. It makes you look neither older nor more masculine, though I imagine it does provide some much needed humor whenever you're in the room.

[arrogantalloy]

Yeah, maybe I should get rid of it then. I wouldn't want to de-throne you as the rooms joke. Would I?

[preanimator]

Very few people find me funny, Stark, though it IS amusing to see YOU trying to be clever. But please, feel free to keep it, I'd hate to see all that work you put in go to waste. It's taken you months, hasn't it?

[3houseswatson]

Somehow I'm willing to bet that if I saw this thing, it'd look like you rolled a bit of sellotape in cat hair and stuck it to your lip.

[arrogantalloy]

Okay, I don't really go near cats. So it'll never technically look like that. Also, this is a masterpiece in facial topiary.

[3houseswatson]

A masterpiece, huh?

If you can count all the hairs on two hands, it doesn't count, y'know.

[arrogantalloy]

So you joke now because you can't see it. But believe me when I say it looks like a moustache, not like a keep trying to sneak into a strip club.

[3potionproblem]

Is this stage one of becoming a true villain?

[arrogantalloy]

I see you've already fallen into my trap Mr. Bond.

[3potionproblem]

Mr. Who?

Tony, did you forget my name over break? I think I'm genuinely a bit insulted.

[arrogantalloy]

You really need to start watching muggle movies.

I know I keep telling you this, but it's still something you need to do.

If I said it to John, he'd get it.

[greenmoonrising]

If it keeps looking so patchy, I'm shaving it off while you sleep.

[arrogantalloy]

It's not that patchy, come on you know it's not shave worthy.

[greenmoonrising]

You look like a peach.

[arrogantalloy]

A peach? Really? Well then you've been looking at some pretty attractive peaches.

And I do not look like a peach.

[actuallyspeakslatin]

I think it's a stretch to say almost.

[arrogantalloy]

Not really a stretch at all. You're just too picky about furry lips, not all of us can be Burt Reynolds.

[actuallyspeakslatin]

In no way do I admire Burt Reynolds and his mustache. Tom Selleck is far superior in comparison.

[arrogantalloy]

Either way, I'm not going for the whole broom-face look, am I?

[stubbornskeptic]

Your efforts towards mustacherie are appreciated, but I'm afraid it will be a while before you hit the Ron Swanson level of mustachehood, sir.

[arrogantalloy]

Who?

Well I'm not exactly looking for something that'll put me on a sex offenders registery. I'm just working on making this the epitome of style.

[stubbornskeptic]

The man with the best mustache of our age, of course.
And I would hope that you weren't aiming for sex offender!

[arrogantalloy]

The bigger the moustache, the more likely it's going make you look like one, I've noticed at least.

But no, I was aiming for fashion savvy future leader of the technological world.