Mark XIV

[arrogantalloy]

 For those of you not in Ravenclaw and kept saying this day would never arrive.

It did, it started over Easter and now I can proudly say that I have almost completely grown in a moustache.

And you know what, I really make this look good.

[To be fair, it still looks a little whimpy, but there's no mistaking it's moustachiness.]

Comments

[arrogantalloy]

Yeah, okay.

I think I'm happy with just being a general irritation that topical cream can't cure.

[3potionproblem]

Tony, sometimes you're quite eloquent.

[arrogantalloy]

Wait, only sometimes?

[3potionproblem]

Yes. Most of the time you're just another idiot contributing to the growing levels of stupidity in our dorm. But every now and then I quite like the things that come out of your mouth.

[arrogantalloy]

You know, I'm going to be offended by the first part, you know, just in a casual way.

But I'm not against you enjoying what comes out of my mouth.

[3potionproblem]

I think casual offense is probably the best verity at this point in our relationship.

[arrogantalloy]

Well it's the only time you've managed to offend me even remotely in recent history, that's for sure.

[3potionproblem]

See? We'd make great adversaries.

[arrogantalloy]

Who outside comic book characters even have adversaries these days? And why is your brother even one?

[3potionproblem]

Mycroft's one because he exists to undermine me in everything. Seems a fitting enough title. And why can't I have an arch enemy? If I can have a friend, I should be allowed a nemisis.

[arrogantalloy]

Because you don't wear spandex and a cape, mostly.

And I'm pretty sure that's not his sole reason for being.

[3potionproblem]

When it comes to me, Mycroft is entirely too involved. And I'm not so sure spandex suits me. Sounds rather silly.

[arrogantalloy]

The fact you said you're not sure means you at least contemplated that. Should I be concerned?

[3potionproblem]

It doesn't take much to contemplate. I know what I look like naked. More or less lends itself to knowing what I'd look like in spandex.

[arrogantalloy]

Not really a comforting thought. So really you'd just be a lycra covered peg?

[3potionproblem]

That's my mental image anyway. I think you've seen me naked enough to formulate your own.

[arrogantalloy]

Hence the peg comment. Because lets face it, you're a human stick insect. It's why I don't like you looking at me when you're naked, I feel like I'm a tasty leaf or something.

[3potionproblem]

Stark, I have never looked at you as though you were anything I had any desire to eat or climb.

[arrogantalloy]

Not on purpose. But that looks there.

[3potionproblem]

No I haven't.

Have I?

You're fourteen. I'm not quite right but I really don't think I'm that bad.

[arrogantalloy]

What's my being 14 got to do with you staring at me like I'm edible flora?

[Sometimes, Tony can just miss a point completely, but then again at least he's proved he's not always in smut-mode]

Also, I'm 15 next month.

[3potionproblem]

Yes, well when you're fifteen that statement won't be quite as arresting but for now I think I am going to very much have to keep an eye on my own behavior.

[arrogantalloy]

This is some weird way for you to explore your self you know this right?

[3potionproblem]

Why, how do normal people do it?

[arrogantalloy]

Uh. Staring at themselves in the mirror, wanking in the bath or something I guess?