Mark XIV

[arrogantalloy]

 For those of you not in Ravenclaw and kept saying this day would never arrive.

It did, it started over Easter and now I can proudly say that I have almost completely grown in a moustache.

And you know what, I really make this look good.

[To be fair, it still looks a little whimpy, but there's no mistaking it's moustachiness.]

Comments

[arrogantalloy]

In your case, you're attracted to unassuming hufflepuffs that have more loyalty than caution. Who hoble.

[3potionproblem]

John does not hobble; I fixed that.

[arrogantalloy]

By rubbing his inner thigh?

[3potionproblem]

No, by planning to drown myself in the bathroom sink.

[arrogantalloy]

[There's a longish pause]

Personally, I'd have stroked his thigh over that.

[3potionproblem]

It's psychosomatic. Rubbing wouldn't have done any good.

[arrogantalloy]

He would have enjoyed it. So it would have done some good.

[3potionproblem]

When you say 'thigh' do you mean 'penis'?

[arrogantalloy]

Well I was thinking more, start with the thigh then work your way up. But yeah. Let's say I meant both.

[3potionproblem]

I'm relatively sure that requires an invitation.

[arrogantalloy]

Not if you do it right.

[3potionproblem]

There is no right way to randomly touch another person's genitalia without consent.

[arrogantalloy]

That's why you start with the thigh. Besides. You say that like John's going to spank your hand and go 'oh no you don't, sailor'

[3potionproblem]

I'm not a sailor.

And it would be more like punching or shoving than spanking.

I don't think you really have the best of intentions. Bruce is going to be stern with you, I can tell.

[arrogantalloy]

Why would Bruce be stern with me over what you're not doing to John?

[3potionproblem]

Because this is how your brain works and it's clearly a malfunction.

[arrogantalloy]

Wait, how is this not normal?

[3potionproblem]

Tony, if I walked up and started rubbing your genitals, forgoing the fact that you're underage as the initial offense, it would be a criminal offense the likes of molestation. Surely you can see how this would be a problem.

I am not in the habit of molesting people, and certainly not John.

[arrogantalloy]

It's only two years, it doesn't count. Also, I'm not into you so it would be a little strange. But then I'm not who we're talking about here.

[3potionproblem]

John is not 'in to me'. And even if he were, it would be impolite.

[arrogantalloy]

Sure.

And again, it's all in how you do it, that makes it impolite or not.

[3potionproblem]

This coming from someone who until recently was only interested in women. Did you pet their thighs and work your way up on them too?

a wild Hufflepuff appears

[3houseswatson]

You're right. You're talking about ME.

Specifically MY thighs and prick and [oh inkblots, inkblots everywhere]

UNFILTERED in full bloody display for the whole damn school!

[arrogantalloy]

So, what? You're ashamed of your thighs?

[3houseswatson]

Not what you were supposed to get out of that, Tony!

You're treading on thin ice, so you might want to watch your next step.