[ journal / 01 ]

[flirtini]

so
dear magical diary: got fuckin WASTED yesterday, shit was cash
until today i mean
bc damn hangovers are a hell of a NOT FUN
note 2 self: lay off the sauce for a while

so besides this partying i am all doing in my moms basement alone with my 100000000000000000 cats
smth interesting happened
got kicked out of beauxbatons
got set up with hoggy
got sent a MAGICAL oh so magical oh so sparkling oh so like a paintchat diary
but like
how does this shit even WORK....
magic is how

anyways the interesting thing that happened
lets talk about that
or write
its like
this owl comes screaming down
sliding thru the air like a hot knife through butter
like a bat out of hell
like steam from boiling water
and just.
slams into the window.
and drops this book down into the garden

im fucking surprised it didnt just break right through i mean it was a BIG OWL
but like
the point is
i got owls screeching n flying into windows
i got cats meowing and running into the patio door
where the fuck are the toads
just hopping and ribbiting and trying to eat flies that are on the other side of the glass
a pathetic site of nature and a mockery of actually getting the dins

anyways i hear my mom so im gonna stop writing
ha ha who is gonna buy that BALONEY bologne balonga?
how the fuck do you spell that shit
this is my abrupt cut off xoxoxoox goodbye

Comments

Private

[flirtini]

do u want me to stick a sign on this post saying like
"do not repeat this terrible language kids a grumpy old person will get mad at you"
or do u want to pretend you didnt privately message me
and u scold me again but this time like
in public

Private

[papatiger]

I'd rather you stick a signpost saying, "Do not repeat this terrible language because you will be getting a month's detention once the school term starts".

I might even make it two, given that you are deliberately trying to be sassy with a professor.

Private

[flirtini]

[ crap. ]

man those kids BETTER not be repeating my shi bad language
cause like wow
wow
a month of detention assigned OUT of the school year like
thats pretty harsh
so glad im not those kids
like man oh man am i ever glad cause id be hecka pressed if *I* were the one gettin all that fun detention
spending some quality time with a professor whos all crossed at me
for like
legit reasons that arent petty or little at all
like legit i mean that its not a tiny little thing no one cares about nowadays anymore
just like
whew
so glad.

Private

[papatiger]

I certainly hope so, because if their punishment seems bad, imagine what the person who introduced the foul words to them will have to go through.

What's your name?

Private

[flirtini]

gulp

my name?? well its obviously
anne dupont

Private

[papatiger]

Obviously.

Well then "Ms Dupont", see me at my office on the second day after term starts. I'm sure we can have a better chat there than over the journals.

You had better be sober.

Re: Private

[flirtini]

eugh yeah yeah gotcha
whats your all official teacher name though like what do you even teach
i need to know what classes to skip