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[flirtini]

so
dear magical diary: got fuckin WASTED yesterday, shit was cash
until today i mean
bc damn hangovers are a hell of a NOT FUN
note 2 self: lay off the sauce for a while

so besides this partying i am all doing in my moms basement alone with my 100000000000000000 cats
smth interesting happened
got kicked out of beauxbatons
got set up with hoggy
got sent a MAGICAL oh so magical oh so sparkling oh so like a paintchat diary
but like
how does this shit even WORK....
magic is how

anyways the interesting thing that happened
lets talk about that
or write
its like
this owl comes screaming down
sliding thru the air like a hot knife through butter
like a bat out of hell
like steam from boiling water
and just.
slams into the window.
and drops this book down into the garden

im fucking surprised it didnt just break right through i mean it was a BIG OWL
but like
the point is
i got owls screeching n flying into windows
i got cats meowing and running into the patio door
where the fuck are the toads
just hopping and ribbiting and trying to eat flies that are on the other side of the glass
a pathetic site of nature and a mockery of actually getting the dins

anyways i hear my mom so im gonna stop writing
ha ha who is gonna buy that BALONEY bologne balonga?
how the fuck do you spell that shit
this is my abrupt cut off xoxoxoox goodbye

Comments

[flirtini]

shit crap
they really did its just the worst revelation to be having
thought i spelled that wrong but i was actually right all along
a falsie bad feeling
magical owls are tougher than reg owls like
if it had been a reg owl i wouldve been hecka worried just
poor poor little owl baby
but no hes fine our cats are indoor cats ty god idk what id do if they ran free in the wilderness like that
little purring babies :3

ravenclaw here
it was a hullabaloo of a wild time
with all sortsa talking hats and private rooms
and also probing my innermost thoughts??
i didnt like that part
beauxbatons never did that
but i guess its better than getting expelled

[strideallknight]

yeah im glad my brothers werent hardcore cat people
i dont think my owl wouldve survived 5 minutes
staring at it going yum owl for lunch today
screw robins and crows and whatever
its like having a turkey dinner without expecting to get a turkey

its a one time thing at least
all the first years gotta go through it
i was hoping youd be gryffindor but you cant have everything
also yeah id take on a hungarian horntail if it meant avoiding expulsion
might as well get intros outta the way though
im dave

[flirtini]

cats are where its at
owls are cuties but kitties are the coolest
idk im a cat person thru and thru
i didnt get to grow up with my siblings just my mom
and we are both really into cats

god how do u guys stand it like
i guess a lil kid isnt gonna be all up and freaking cause they just never thought of that shit this way but
a hat now knows my deepest darkest secrets
my dirtest laundry
the skeletons in my closet
etc


[switching to PRIVATE]

ok u seem like a rad dude and also not a fuckin teacher
one already threatened me with detention for a whole MONTH bc i just
used a lil sailor mouth
a fuck here and a shit there
sprinkle on a little ass
and u got urself
a single ;)
and the only
ROXY

sos like
whats hoggie made of
hows it tick besides STRICT ASS TEACHERS
and magical books
give me the deets boy

[strideallknight]

cats are definitely cool and all
im just more of a bird guy i guess
might have something to do with how the local murder of crows around my house practically adopted me
i have no idea why

the hat wont blab
that things so old i dont think any of your secrets would surprise it
and professor dumbledore doesnt care enough to ask it any questions about his students

[Private]

oh jesus
a whole month?
my advice is to basically censor yourself on the initial post and then run with it if youre sure youre talking to a student
or guess
some of the professors dont give two shits but theyre in the minority
the prof of magical languages i know doesnt care if you use the foulest of profanities
hed probably ask you to a duel of cussing

its a castle somewhere in england that runs on magic
we got moving staircases
trick doors
doors thatre there one minute and gone the next
ghosts
a forbidden forest you so dont want to visit
secret passages
and theres a village we can visit on set weekends if youre third year and above
its called hogsmeade

[private]

[flirtini]

yeah thats solid advice i think ill go n take it

man beauxbatons was like snore city in comparison to how quirky turkey this shit sounds
zzzzzzzzzzz
me at the memory of that shit ass school
no real regrets im gone from there everyone was stuffy with ZERO casual tuesdays
so all of that stuff is rly cool but im really curious like
i got briefed on the rules of this place already and its way lax in comparison but
are the ppl nice?? idk i want to make more friends than i had before

[private]

[strideallknight]

the people are pretty lax and casual
got a couple creeps but that happens anywhere you go
youll probably hear a lot about how slytherins are the epitome of evil and all that but there are quite a few of em who are worth knowing
all in all we got good people and we got bad ones
mix them all together and you get a fairly friendly atmosphere
its pretty easy to make friends here

[private]

[flirtini]

fuckin A
im thinkin this place is gonna be hecka fun
just in this diary people are pretty nice
even if im fucking around with a lot of em

[private]

[strideallknight]

careful you dont mistaken it for your dream journal for divination
ive done and seen that before
might be tradition if you sign up for that class
fucking around with the student body and sometimes the faculty is the fun part
its a huge shame on my part that i didnt do nearly as much of that when i was 11 and starting out