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[flirtini]

so
dear magical diary: got fuckin WASTED yesterday, shit was cash
until today i mean
bc damn hangovers are a hell of a NOT FUN
note 2 self: lay off the sauce for a while

so besides this partying i am all doing in my moms basement alone with my 100000000000000000 cats
smth interesting happened
got kicked out of beauxbatons
got set up with hoggy
got sent a MAGICAL oh so magical oh so sparkling oh so like a paintchat diary
but like
how does this shit even WORK....
magic is how

anyways the interesting thing that happened
lets talk about that
or write
its like
this owl comes screaming down
sliding thru the air like a hot knife through butter
like a bat out of hell
like steam from boiling water
and just.
slams into the window.
and drops this book down into the garden

im fucking surprised it didnt just break right through i mean it was a BIG OWL
but like
the point is
i got owls screeching n flying into windows
i got cats meowing and running into the patio door
where the fuck are the toads
just hopping and ribbiting and trying to eat flies that are on the other side of the glass
a pathetic site of nature and a mockery of actually getting the dins

anyways i hear my mom so im gonna stop writing
ha ha who is gonna buy that BALONEY bologne balonga?
how the fuck do you spell that shit
this is my abrupt cut off xoxoxoox goodbye

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[flirtini]

heheh hey goofball
its exactly what it says on the tin read it and weep over the 1000 calorie 100% sodium nutritional intake
u know how no one liked me there
@ the beauxbatons
well i got ratted out a final and disastrous time
no fun no jokes only a stone cold transfer request
or well
i couldve cleaned it up but i dont really want to
its fun and doesnt hurt anybody so i dont get their beef
its not like im disruptive
but yeah like
hogwarts
its a thing im going to now
im real excited like
idk i think itll be better than that other shit school
cus at least im gonna have you there to be my pal & back me up