One sick beat

[clockspinner]

so yo guess what everybody
its march
means zombie jesus day is coming up too
and with it a chance to go the fuck home

it also means we arent gonna see hide nor hair of the fifth years because theyre too busy giving themselves library suppositories
shit absorbs into the bloodstream faster if taken anally
so bon voyage to them

that was one hell of a match last weekend wasnt it

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[clockspinner]

hey its not my fault not even your own hand is willing to fuck you
ouch sounds painful sorry to hear that bro

Private; Unhackabull

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

i HAVE A LOT TO SAY, uH, tHAT YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T CARE ABOUT,
bECAUSE i DON'T THINK YOU'RE, uHHH, eVEN CAPABLE OF DOING SOMETHING LIKE THAT,

bUT LET ME, uHH, lAY IT OUT IN TERMS THAT MAYBE YOU'LL UNDERSTAND,

yOU, pLUS ME, pLUS SOME WICKED BEATS,

tHAT IS TO SAY, uMM, i CHALLENGE YOU TO A RAP-OFF, oF SERIOUSLY EPIC PROPORTIONS,
oR AT LEAST RELATIVELY LARGE,
bECAUSE YOU, iNSULTED GAMZEE AND, uH, tHAT'S NOT COOL, aND i THINK i HAVE TO MAKE YOU PAY FOR IT,

Private; Unhackabull

[clockspinner]

oh shit the gauntlet is thrown and you have stepped in it big time kid
you wanna do this were gonna do it big

great hall
tomorrow night
at dinner

as soon as dumbles is done talking we get up and start throwing down
no outside help
just you me our wands and a good old fashioned sonorus charm to make our beats ring in the goddamn rafters

loser has to do the winners homework until easter
sound good hot wheels

[selfmakeout]

maybe! :o
unless grandpa says no or i go to a friends house
it would be a little awkward mooching off a family during their zombie jesus day though :\

Private; Unhackabull

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

uHHH, iF THOSE ARE YOUR TERMS THEN, i ACCEPT, aND i WILL ADD THAT IT IS ON,
oN LIKE DONKEY, uH, kONG,
wHICH IS TO SAY IT'S, uM, rEALLY FUCKING ON,
aAAAND YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET AGREEING TO THIS,
wHEN MY WHEELS, wHICH ARE HOT, rOLL OVER YOU WITH THEIR SICK FIRES,

aLSO LET ME JUST ADD, uH, a TERM TO THIS, wHICH IS THAT IF i WIN, yOU NEVER SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT GAMZEE AGAIN,

Private; Unhackabull

[clockspinner]

yeah ill believe that when i hear it
youre dealing with dave strider here
ive been rapping since before you could talk

deal
if you somehow manage to beat me ill stop ragging on your boyfriend

[clockspinner]

yeah its looking pretty likely that im gonna be shacking up in the castle over the hols
you can tell your gramps youre in good hands

[cptjackharkness]

Hey if you cancel out the sobbing bit, that sounds nearly like my idea of a good time. It'd at least be a much better way to pass the time than what I'm actually doing in there.

I have a feeling Madam Noble would go mental, though!

Thanks mate.

[yerawwizarderi]

wwhy the hell does evverybody keep talkin about zombie jesus
is this supposed to be humorous
like do you really think youre crackin this great joke cause ivve definitely heard that one before

[mo_cara]

wElL, hElL, mOtHeRfUcKeR, i DiDn'T kNoW tHaT hAd ShIt AlL tO dO wItH tAkInG iT uP tHe AsS.
lEaRn SoMeThInG nEw EvErY dAy.

[clockspinner]

maybe you should try fighting your own battles chucklefuck
instead of letting your boyfriends get caught in the crossfire

[mo_cara]

WhAt ThE mOtHeRfUcK bE cOmInG oUt Of YoUr PrOtEiN cHuTe NoW?
cAuSe It Is MaKiNg EvEn LeSs SeNsEwIsE tHaN uSuAl.

[clockspinner]

okay i know one of them decided to be all secretive and shit
but if you had functioning eyes youd see that my own roommate is crawling head and shoulders up my asshole

anyway i dont even actually care makara
you got anything important to say

[mo_cara]

oH, mAn, I jUsT tHoUgHt YoU wAs AlL tRyInG tO cOmE oN tO hIm.
My BaD, bRo!

[clockspinner]

yeah right
vantas is a piece of work

you done yet makara

[mo_cara]

DaMn, YoU'rE rIgHt, He Is a MoThErFuCkIn WoRk Of ArT, fOr SuRe.
I gUeSs ThAt PuTs HiM oUtTa YoUr LeAgUe, BuT i CaN't BlAmE a MoThErFuCkEr FoR tRyInG!

[clockspinner]

oh wow that was so funny im about to shit
really makara
ill be surprised if he doesnt spontaneously combust before hes 20
but hey its hard to see the flaws when youve got a little homocrush

you just better pick which one of your little puppydogs tails you wanna chase
before i crush hot wheels in front of the whole school tomorrow

[mo_cara]

what the motherfuck are you talking about

[clockspinner]

im saying nitram challenged me to a duel for your honor dude
kids got more balls than i gave him credit for

[selfhatred]

YOU KNOW WHAT? FUCK YOU.
FUCK YOU AND THE GODDAMN ASSHOLE THAT FUCKING RAISED YOU.

[clockspinner]

thats a real compelling argument there vantas
and bringing bro into it too shit you really mean business dont you

[clockspinner]

do you hear something
that is the sound of me
not giving a single fuck
i didnt take you for a bible humper ampora

[Spelled private]

[mo_cara]

if you hurt him i will eat you alive
I WILL SUCK YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN EYES DOWN LIKE MOTHERFUCKIN CANDY
so your motherfuckin shades
YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN SHADES
will be covering holes right through your pan
MOTHERFUCKER

[Spelled private]

[clockspinner]

cool story bro

[Spelled private]

[mo_cara]

i will spell your bones
FROM YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN BODY
and grind them the motherfuck up
AND SNORT THEM LIKE STARSHINE MOTHERFUCKER.
it'll be the most joy you ever gave anyone in your motherfuckin
MISERABLE GODDAMN LIFE.
don't fuck with my boy.