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sortinghat_rp2012-03-18 04:57 am
clockspinner) wrote in sortinghat_rp2012-03-18 04:57 am
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Two Sick Beats
[It's....technically Sunday. And yes, the timestamp is in fact completely accurate. 0457 GMT.]
WHERE IS HE?
BRO I FUCKING KNOW YOURE SOMEWHERE IN THIS FUCKING CASTLE
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK YOURE DOING HERE
OR HOW THE FUCK YOU GOT IN OUR ROOM
BUT I KNOW YOURE HERE SOMEWHERE AND I WILL FIND YOU
[Karkat and John (as well as most of Gryffindor Tower) just got the rudest awakening of the year. Namely, Dave screaming like the star in an exorcism movie and flailing out from under a massive, multicoloured pile of his brother's signature smuppets. Y u p.
Happy Parent's Day, everyone!]
WHERE IS HE?
BRO I FUCKING KNOW YOURE SOMEWHERE IN THIS FUCKING CASTLE
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK YOURE DOING HERE
OR HOW THE FUCK YOU GOT IN OUR ROOM
BUT I KNOW YOURE HERE SOMEWHERE AND I WILL FIND YOU
[Karkat and John (as well as most of Gryffindor Tower) just got the rudest awakening of the year. Namely, Dave screaming like the star in an exorcism movie and flailing out from under a massive, multicoloured pile of his brother's signature smuppets. Y u p.
Happy Parent's Day, everyone!]
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my forest of fucks is burning down
im not gonna have any to give you sorry
i did not have time to send a single owl because here you fucking are
jesus dicks its not like ive known about this for months
he thought i was blind because of the shades or something
i dont fucking know specters crazy
wow dude you sure dont have any respect for my fucking privacy
just back the fuck off of jade okay
AND STOP TALKING ABOUT JOHN LIKE THAT
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no going to your bffs house man.
or bf i dont fucking know anymore with you.
i feel like i dont know you anymore.
youre changing and it is breaking my fragile little heart.
thanks anakin.
i have one word for that guy.
moron.
moving on.
oh oops i guess i talked about egbert again up there huh.
sure looks like it.
come on man you honestly think im gonna scare her off.
what could i possibly say that would do that.
you dont keep secrets apparently.
why are you so afraid.
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youre vader all up in this shit bro only your death star is entirely manned by smuppets
im fourteen dude im capable of making my own goddamn decisions
and for the last time
i dont know where you got this fucking idea that im nursing some huge homoboner for john
but you could not be more fucking wrong so just drop it asshole
just
do not ruin my friendships bro
seriously
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til then im calling all the shots.
and get it fucking right
im emperor fucking palpatine.
the bitch is strong in this one.
jesus christ youre really tripping over your shit on this.
chillax.
didnt i teach you to roll with the punches.
adapt.
calm the fuck down.
youre sounding like a whiny pussy for shits sake.