Two Sick Beats

[clockspinner]

_{[It's....technically Sunday. And yes, the timestamp is in fact completely accurate. 0457 GMT.]}

WHERE IS HE?
BRO I FUCKING KNOW YOURE SOMEWHERE IN THIS FUCKING CASTLE
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK YOURE DOING HERE
OR HOW THE FUCK YOU GOT IN OUR ROOM
BUT I KNOW YOURE HERE SOMEWHERE AND I WILL FIND YOU

<sub>[Karkat and John (as well as most of Gryffindor Tower) just got the rudest awakening of the year. Namely, Dave screaming like the star in an exorcism movie and flailing out from under a massive, multicoloured pile of his brother's signature smuppets. Y u p.

Happy Parent's Day, everyone!]</sub>

Comments

[thornsofoglogoth]

So it seems I have finally been afforded the chance to meet The Man.

I think I shall look forward to it.

[stridingironically]

oh hey.
i take it you got my present.
picked em all out special.

[nosigntospeakof]

YOU'RE AWAKE EARLY, MR. STRIDER.

[selfmakeout]

:o
he is really here???
seriously???

oh nooooo

[selfhatred]

WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK?
IT'S ASS O'CLOCK IN THE GODDAMN MORNING.
YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU DO AT THIS TIME?
SLEEP.
YOU KNOW, LIKE FUCKING NORMAL PEOPLE.
I DIDN'T NEED A FUCKING SCREAM IN MY EAR THAT SOUNDED LIKE SOMETHING FROM THE GRUDGE OR ANY FUCKING THING.

the one thread i can't threadhop on /sob

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

> Hours in the future. But not many.

hAH,

[fuckmackandme]

his puppets are even creepier in person...

[stridingironically]

yo dave ima let you finish denying shit and everything but.
the fuck is this i hear about you getting your ass kicked after a rap battle.
what the actual fuck.

[yerawwizarderi]

wwhats the matter strider somebody shovve a snake dowwn your trousers