Two Sick Beats

[clockspinner]

_{[It's....technically Sunday. And yes, the timestamp is in fact completely accurate. 0457 GMT.]}

WHERE IS HE?
BRO I FUCKING KNOW YOURE SOMEWHERE IN THIS FUCKING CASTLE
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK YOURE DOING HERE
OR HOW THE FUCK YOU GOT IN OUR ROOM
BUT I KNOW YOURE HERE SOMEWHERE AND I WILL FIND YOU

<sub>[Karkat and John (as well as most of Gryffindor Tower) just got the rudest awakening of the year. Namely, Dave screaming like the star in an exorcism movie and flailing out from under a massive, multicoloured pile of his brother's signature smuppets. Y u p.

Happy Parent's Day, everyone!]</sub>

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[stridingironically]

whoa man.
no pedo.
no homo.
no necro?
i dont know your text kinda makes you sound like a zombie.
anyway what do you fucking take me for.

oh i am so conflicted right now.
on one hand.
it was a fucking rap battle what do you expect.
on the other.
hes not been telling me a lot lately.
this hurts my brotherly feelings.
i should make him pay.
yo how many smuppets am i putting you down for then.
a truckload two truckloads come on talk to me.

im going to ignore the part about you punching him.
it makes him sound like a god damn pussy and you better be exaggerating.
if not then i might have to do something about it.
like make a reference that i really dont want to make.

four truckloads for you glenn coco you go glenn coco.

well shit.