Two Sick Beats

[clockspinner]

_{[It's....technically Sunday. And yes, the timestamp is in fact completely accurate. 0457 GMT.]}

WHERE IS HE?
BRO I FUCKING KNOW YOURE SOMEWHERE IN THIS FUCKING CASTLE
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK YOURE DOING HERE
OR HOW THE FUCK YOU GOT IN OUR ROOM
BUT I KNOW YOURE HERE SOMEWHERE AND I WILL FIND YOU

<sub>[Karkat and John (as well as most of Gryffindor Tower) just got the rudest awakening of the year. Namely, Dave screaming like the star in an exorcism movie and flailing out from under a massive, multicoloured pile of his brother's signature smuppets. Y u p.

Happy Parent's Day, everyone!]</sub>

Comments

[stridingironically]

you got punched by a chihuahua.
because i totally wanted to hear that kind of bullshit.

also the way i hear it it sounds like you were punched by more than one person.
in fact it sounded like a god damn riot.
deets.

[clockspinner]

thats why it wasnt worth taking him out
id already schooled one loser

nnoo just vantas
well and this chick with a lot of hair
but that was less of a punch and more of a slap to the head

vantas socked me in the gut
harley and egbert pulled him off me
harley decorated vantas face with her fist and told him to take a fucking hike
meanwhile i get verbally dogpiled by angry badgers
s about all there is to say

[stridingironically]

but he still got one on you.
jesus dave.
fucking jesus.
i thought i taught you better.

you know what.
i think i need to be around more.
you clearly need me.
im getting a job.

right.
the fuck.
in this.
school.
with you.
i expect an apple on my desk every day too.
shine it first so it sparkles.

[clockspinner]

...welp looks like im transferring schools

[stridingironically]

ive already forged documents and sent them to durmstrang.
youre not allowed within a one hundred mile radius of the school.