Two Sick Beats

[clockspinner]

_{[It's....technically Sunday. And yes, the timestamp is in fact completely accurate. 0457 GMT.]}

WHERE IS HE?
BRO I FUCKING KNOW YOURE SOMEWHERE IN THIS FUCKING CASTLE
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK YOURE DOING HERE
OR HOW THE FUCK YOU GOT IN OUR ROOM
BUT I KNOW YOURE HERE SOMEWHERE AND I WILL FIND YOU

<sub>[Karkat and John (as well as most of Gryffindor Tower) just got the rudest awakening of the year. Namely, Dave screaming like the star in an exorcism movie and flailing out from under a massive, multicoloured pile of his brother's signature smuppets. Y u p.

Happy Parent's Day, everyone!]</sub>

Comments

[clockspinner]

if anyone could find some magical video camera that works here it would be him
more like at least hell only be here for a day
i am definitely coming over for easter btw
count me the fuck in on that

[fuckmackandme]

awesome!
i'll tell dad...
...
when he's not baking.

[clockspinner]

man the house elves need to tell him to step the fuck down
and get the hell out of their kitchen

[fuckmackandme]

i'm surprised they even let him in there.

[clockspinner]

i mean they kind of have to dont they
i dunno i have no idea how house elves work
we dont have one

[fuckmackandme]

i don't know.
i've never even seen one.

[clockspinner]

...clearly a kitchen raid is in order
to drown our sorrows in savory foods
after all this parents day bullshit is done

[fuckmackandme]

yes!
let's do it!