Two Sick Beats

[clockspinner]

_{[It's....technically Sunday. And yes, the timestamp is in fact completely accurate. 0457 GMT.]}

WHERE IS HE?
BRO I FUCKING KNOW YOURE SOMEWHERE IN THIS FUCKING CASTLE
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK YOURE DOING HERE
OR HOW THE FUCK YOU GOT IN OUR ROOM
BUT I KNOW YOURE HERE SOMEWHERE AND I WILL FIND YOU

<sub>[Karkat and John (as well as most of Gryffindor Tower) just got the rudest awakening of the year. Namely, Dave screaming like the star in an exorcism movie and flailing out from under a massive, multicoloured pile of his brother's signature smuppets. Y u p.

Happy Parent's Day, everyone!]</sub>

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annnd now private

[clockspinner]

and survey says??



no i mean i totally get it if you dont want to
right itd be awkward with me sharing a room with your ex and shit
youll always be my girl even if you dont wanna be my damsel in distress
s cool i understand

private

[selfmakeout]

i dont give a fuck if anyone considers it awkward
karkat can eat a bag of dicks as far as i am concerned

ill be your princess if youll be my knight ♥

private

[clockspinner]

_{[Excuse him, he's just going to act like a total goober where no one can see]}

well shit
then i hope youve got a token for me to wear on my sleeve
hop on princess weve got a sunset to chase