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sortinghat_rp2012-03-18 04:57 am
clockspinner) wrote in sortinghat_rp2012-03-18 04:57 am
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Two Sick Beats
[It's....technically Sunday. And yes, the timestamp is in fact completely accurate. 0457 GMT.]
WHERE IS HE?
BRO I FUCKING KNOW YOURE SOMEWHERE IN THIS FUCKING CASTLE
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK YOURE DOING HERE
OR HOW THE FUCK YOU GOT IN OUR ROOM
BUT I KNOW YOURE HERE SOMEWHERE AND I WILL FIND YOU
[Karkat and John (as well as most of Gryffindor Tower) just got the rudest awakening of the year. Namely, Dave screaming like the star in an exorcism movie and flailing out from under a massive, multicoloured pile of his brother's signature smuppets. Y u p.
Happy Parent's Day, everyone!]
WHERE IS HE?
BRO I FUCKING KNOW YOURE SOMEWHERE IN THIS FUCKING CASTLE
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK YOURE DOING HERE
OR HOW THE FUCK YOU GOT IN OUR ROOM
BUT I KNOW YOURE HERE SOMEWHERE AND I WILL FIND YOU
[Karkat and John (as well as most of Gryffindor Tower) just got the rudest awakening of the year. Namely, Dave screaming like the star in an exorcism movie and flailing out from under a massive, multicoloured pile of his brother's signature smuppets. Y u p.
Happy Parent's Day, everyone!]
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didnt realize you were so fucked up.
no actually im gonna touch that.
its throbbing so hard i just gotta feel it man.
the fuck kinda porn did you look at as a kid.
took you over a year to join the team.
i was beginning to wonder if you were taking home ec or something.
lost your manhood in the cake batter.
also i want you to say youre sorry to the poor god damn dead owl. the one that you killed.
which is now dead.
an apology is all i ask for.
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this is exactly the kind of thing
that is the reason why i never invite my friends over for the hols
by the way im going to egberts for easter hope thats aces
im pretty sure the home ec teacher is secretly a badass
but thats irrelevant man you know im not taking home ec
its not my fault the captain thought i was blind
fine ill light a candle for the fucking owls poor departed soul
[SPELLED PRIVATE]
do not scare harley bro
this is the most fucking non negotiable thing that has ever been completely unavailable for negotiation
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you didnt get permission for that.
you did not ask me.
i did not get a single owl.
presumably because you killed them all but i digress.
you cant just make your own decisions kid.
what if i say no.
whoa watch out we got a badass baker.
he thought you were blind.
what the actual shit.
wow dude you sure like hiding things.
what makes you think id scare her off.
i can be reasonable.
reasonables my motherfucking middle name.
or maybe its maurice i dunno.
the point is if you have a thing for her then hey its cool.
ill back the fuck off.
but i think john would be sad.
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my forest of fucks is burning down
im not gonna have any to give you sorry
i did not have time to send a single owl because here you fucking are
jesus dicks its not like ive known about this for months
he thought i was blind because of the shades or something
i dont fucking know specters crazy
wow dude you sure dont have any respect for my fucking privacy
just back the fuck off of jade okay
AND STOP TALKING ABOUT JOHN LIKE THAT
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no going to your bffs house man.
or bf i dont fucking know anymore with you.
i feel like i dont know you anymore.
youre changing and it is breaking my fragile little heart.
thanks anakin.
i have one word for that guy.
moron.
moving on.
oh oops i guess i talked about egbert again up there huh.
sure looks like it.
come on man you honestly think im gonna scare her off.
what could i possibly say that would do that.
you dont keep secrets apparently.
why are you so afraid.
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youre vader all up in this shit bro only your death star is entirely manned by smuppets
im fourteen dude im capable of making my own goddamn decisions
and for the last time
i dont know where you got this fucking idea that im nursing some huge homoboner for john
but you could not be more fucking wrong so just drop it asshole
just
do not ruin my friendships bro
seriously
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til then im calling all the shots.
and get it fucking right
im emperor fucking palpatine.
the bitch is strong in this one.
jesus christ youre really tripping over your shit on this.
chillax.
didnt i teach you to roll with the punches.
adapt.
calm the fuck down.
youre sounding like a whiny pussy for shits sake.