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sortinghat_rp2012-03-18 04:57 am
clockspinner) wrote in sortinghat_rp2012-03-18 04:57 am
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Two Sick Beats
[It's....technically Sunday. And yes, the timestamp is in fact completely accurate. 0457 GMT.]
WHERE IS HE?
BRO I FUCKING KNOW YOURE SOMEWHERE IN THIS FUCKING CASTLE
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK YOURE DOING HERE
OR HOW THE FUCK YOU GOT IN OUR ROOM
BUT I KNOW YOURE HERE SOMEWHERE AND I WILL FIND YOU
[Karkat and John (as well as most of Gryffindor Tower) just got the rudest awakening of the year. Namely, Dave screaming like the star in an exorcism movie and flailing out from under a massive, multicoloured pile of his brother's signature smuppets. Y u p.
Happy Parent's Day, everyone!]
WHERE IS HE?
BRO I FUCKING KNOW YOURE SOMEWHERE IN THIS FUCKING CASTLE
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK YOURE DOING HERE
OR HOW THE FUCK YOU GOT IN OUR ROOM
BUT I KNOW YOURE HERE SOMEWHERE AND I WILL FIND YOU
[Karkat and John (as well as most of Gryffindor Tower) just got the rudest awakening of the year. Namely, Dave screaming like the star in an exorcism movie and flailing out from under a massive, multicoloured pile of his brother's signature smuppets. Y u p.
Happy Parent's Day, everyone!]
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i am somewhat extremely famous after all.
oh how i wish he slandered you.
nope he wants you.
inside of him.
the term youre looking for is bromance by the way.
straight from the source and all.
though i give you permission to call it whatever you want.
some might call it young love.
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I have no doubts about your reputation - considering your physical proximity to yourself on a regular basis you must be a very pleasured person.
Also does he really? Implications of impeded Freudian development notwithstanding, I suppose that can be arranged.
I'm young and inexperienced, however. How does he propose to fulfil this fantasy?
How delightful. I have heard many tales of the modern "bromance".
Their lack of age difference precludes the ancient vice of the Greeks, but tell him I approve.
He can always break my heart in other ways.
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shit youre right. okay let me just ask myself for an autograph.
yo strider.
sup.
sign this worthless piece of fucking paper.
fuck off i dont sign shit.
well that was disappointing.
also. fuck. no.
i only meant that he just wants your freaky mind tentacles inside him.
you know the psychoanalytical ones.
you put anything in him and he puts anything in you and were gonna have trouble.
see above. read it and memorize the fuck out of it.
nothing personal though.
i pinkie swear.
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Nor did I mean to misinterpret your words.
It's hard being a kid and growing up, you know.
Hormones are a bitch, but I'll settle with the mind tentacles.
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im not gonna curbstomp you at the drop of a hat.
whats dave tell you about me jesus.
yeah yeah bitchy hormones i know the feeling.
just as long as your hormones stay the fuck away from dave.
and make sure your tentacles are spayed.
brain babies multiply like fucking hamsters.
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I assure you I do not carry any STDs, my temperament is generally amicable, and I am competent in domestic circumstances while also pursuing professional aspirations.
Nevertheless, don't worry, it's fine.
I'm not hurt or anything.
I'm not just a teenage girl with fragile dreams.
...ill get this right eventually jesus.
its not you.
its dave.
he has feline aids.
im just trying to do you a favor.
ksdgaj; it's fine haha
How cruel - and you call yourself his brother!
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wait what how is it my fault.
i didnt give him pussy aids.
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Why are you so hung up on the idea of him having sex?
No wonder his psychological development has been so frustrated.
I've heard of condoms, you know.[this strike is legible, yes.]