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thornsofoglogoth: (& Sweet)

[personal profile] thornsofoglogoth 2012-03-18 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
My apologies for causing you personal disappointment. I didn't mean to be disrespectful.

Nor did I mean to misinterpret your words.

It's hard being a kid and growing up, you know.
Hormones are a bitch, but I'll settle with the mind tentacles.
stridingironically: (yeah im drinking tea out of a cal cup)

[personal profile] stridingironically 2012-03-18 11:15 pm (UTC)(link)
whatever its nbd.
im not gonna curbstomp you at the drop of a hat.
whats dave tell you about me jesus.

yeah yeah bitchy hormones i know the feeling.
just as long as your hormones stay the fuck away from dave.
and make sure your tentacles are spayed.
brain babies multiply like fucking hamsters.
thornsofoglogoth: (& Unconvinced)

[personal profile] thornsofoglogoth 2012-03-18 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow, am I really so undesirable as a prospective partner?

I assure you I do not carry any STDs, my temperament is generally amicable, and I am competent in domestic circumstances while also pursuing professional aspirations.

Nevertheless, don't worry, it's fine.
I'm not hurt or anything.

I'm not just a teenage girl with fragile dreams.
stridingironically: (ironic pickup line here)

...ill get this right eventually jesus.

[personal profile] stridingironically 2012-03-18 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
no stop listen. i didnt want to do this but i guess youre leaving me no choice.
its not you.
its dave.

he has feline aids.

im just trying to do you a favor.
thornsofoglogoth: (& Unconvinced)

ksdgaj; it's fine haha

[personal profile] thornsofoglogoth 2012-03-18 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, that poor boy! Do you mean to say that his unfortunate condition precludes him from any sexual companionship whatsoever?
How cruel - and you call yourself his brother!
stridingironically: (gog made me without a mouth for irony)

[personal profile] stridingironically 2012-03-18 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
yes thats exactly what im saying
wait what how is it my fault.
i didnt give him pussy aids.
thornsofoglogoth: (& Cheek)

[personal profile] thornsofoglogoth 2012-03-19 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Why? Because you have forbidden a well-qualified young lady from romantically pursuing him at a time when you should be nursing your charge's diseased and irrecoverable body, of course!

Why are you so hung up on the idea of him having sex?
No wonder his psychological development has been so frustrated.

I've heard of condoms, you know.

[this strike is legible, yes.]
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