Two Sick Beats

[clockspinner]

_{[It's....technically Sunday. And yes, the timestamp is in fact completely accurate. 0457 GMT.]}

WHERE IS HE?
BRO I FUCKING KNOW YOURE SOMEWHERE IN THIS FUCKING CASTLE
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK YOURE DOING HERE
OR HOW THE FUCK YOU GOT IN OUR ROOM
BUT I KNOW YOURE HERE SOMEWHERE AND I WILL FIND YOU

<sub>[Karkat and John (as well as most of Gryffindor Tower) just got the rudest awakening of the year. Namely, Dave screaming like the star in an exorcism movie and flailing out from under a massive, multicoloured pile of his brother's signature smuppets. Y u p.

Happy Parent's Day, everyone!]</sub>

Comments

[clockspinner]

y e p
and look i know youre just salivating to get your teeth into bro so you can find out all sorts of strider secrets
but just know that approximately 80% of everything he says is just to fuck with you
like your mom except instead of passive aggressiveness
its just straight up aggressiveness

[thornsofoglogoth]

I'm positively licking my chops in anticipation. You Striders - so stoic, so enigmatic, so invigoratingly chill. How will I ever get behind the shades and into the details of your cognitive psychology?

I'd certainly be happy to draw at least a little blood, and being fucked with in a more straightforward fashion could be entertaining - but I suppose one needs to be realistic.
I'll keep your advice in mind.