Two Sick Beats

[clockspinner]

_{[It's....technically Sunday. And yes, the timestamp is in fact completely accurate. 0457 GMT.]}

WHERE IS HE?
BRO I FUCKING KNOW YOURE SOMEWHERE IN THIS FUCKING CASTLE
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK YOURE DOING HERE
OR HOW THE FUCK YOU GOT IN OUR ROOM
BUT I KNOW YOURE HERE SOMEWHERE AND I WILL FIND YOU

<sub>[Karkat and John (as well as most of Gryffindor Tower) just got the rudest awakening of the year. Namely, Dave screaming like the star in an exorcism movie and flailing out from under a massive, multicoloured pile of his brother's signature smuppets. Y u p.

Happy Parent's Day, everyone!]</sub>

Comments

[selfmakeout]

oooooh, mr. strider, you are so noble





also um
he is asking me if we are a couple too

i said no! do not worry!

[clockspinner]

...
the way youre hesitating theres got me worried harley

i mean i know your knuckles are still stinging from the epic sandwich you delivered to vantas eye
but uh
have you...thought about
you know
letting me carry you off into the sunset on the back of my white steed

1/2

[selfmakeout]

:o

[selfmakeout]

maybe a few times

annnd now private

[clockspinner]

and survey says??



no i mean i totally get it if you dont want to
right itd be awkward with me sharing a room with your ex and shit
youll always be my girl even if you dont wanna be my damsel in distress
s cool i understand

private

[selfmakeout]

i dont give a fuck if anyone considers it awkward
karkat can eat a bag of dicks as far as i am concerned

ill be your princess if youll be my knight ♥

private

[clockspinner]

_{[Excuse him, he's just going to act like a total goober where no one can see]}

well shit
then i hope youve got a token for me to wear on my sleeve
hop on princess weve got a sunset to chase

[stridingironically]

the fuck kinda cliffhanger is that.
jesus you assholes.
after all that help.

i mean i dont fucking care or anything but come the fuck on.
are you a thing or what.
egbert wants to know.
hes practically dying over it.
he wants to know if itll ruin your epic bromance.

[clockspinner]

if egbert wants to know he can fucking ask his own damn self and he knows it
i call bullshit love doctor

[stridingironically]

durr hurr.
didja guys fuckin kiss or what. :B

[clockspinner]

wow thats insulting
you think i dont know my bros handwriting?
youre making me want to tell you even less asshole

[stridingironically]

youre such a dick sometimes.
i cant even have a bit of lighthearted fun with you at the expense of your friend.

you know i would go as far as to tell you that youre ungrateful.
after all ive done for you today.
all ive fucking done.

and you dont even have the decency to tell me how the story ends.

[clockspinner]

wow grandma are you missing your soaps or something
youre awfully invested in the love lives of a bunch of teenagers
you turning into a twimom on me bro

_[private]
she said yes okay jesus

[stridingironically]

oh hey did you want to see my tattoo.
its cullens sparkly ass.
fuck the face i just want that sweet sweet ass.

[private]
fuck yes.
the love doctor succeeds again.
as expected.