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sortinghat_rp2012-03-18 04:57 am
clockspinner) wrote in sortinghat_rp2012-03-18 04:57 am
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Two Sick Beats
[It's....technically Sunday. And yes, the timestamp is in fact completely accurate. 0457 GMT.]
WHERE IS HE?
BRO I FUCKING KNOW YOURE SOMEWHERE IN THIS FUCKING CASTLE
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK YOURE DOING HERE
OR HOW THE FUCK YOU GOT IN OUR ROOM
BUT I KNOW YOURE HERE SOMEWHERE AND I WILL FIND YOU
[Karkat and John (as well as most of Gryffindor Tower) just got the rudest awakening of the year. Namely, Dave screaming like the star in an exorcism movie and flailing out from under a massive, multicoloured pile of his brother's signature smuppets. Y u p.
Happy Parent's Day, everyone!]
WHERE IS HE?
BRO I FUCKING KNOW YOURE SOMEWHERE IN THIS FUCKING CASTLE
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK YOURE DOING HERE
OR HOW THE FUCK YOU GOT IN OUR ROOM
BUT I KNOW YOURE HERE SOMEWHERE AND I WILL FIND YOU
[Karkat and John (as well as most of Gryffindor Tower) just got the rudest awakening of the year. Namely, Dave screaming like the star in an exorcism movie and flailing out from under a massive, multicoloured pile of his brother's signature smuppets. Y u p.
Happy Parent's Day, everyone!]
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IT'S ASS O'CLOCK IN THE GODDAMN MORNING.
YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU DO AT THIS TIME?
SLEEP.
YOU KNOW, LIKE FUCKING NORMAL PEOPLE.
I DIDN'T NEED A FUCKING SCREAM IN MY EAR THAT SOUNDED LIKE SOMETHING FROM THE GRUDGE OR ANY FUCKING THING.
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dont mind him.
he just cant appreciate the present i left him.
nbd.
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I'LL ONLY FORGIVE YOU IF I CAN BORROW A COUPLE OF THOSE PUPPET THINGS
YOU KNOW
TO SHOVE IN STRIDER JUNIOR'S FACE WHENEVER HE PISSES ME OFF.
WHICH IS A REGULAR GODDAMN OCCURRENCE.
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but now that were talking business i think i can let it slide.
first how many smuppets are we talking.
enough to make him angry or enough to cause him to lock himself in a broom closet for a month.
actually no first tell me what he did to hurt your precious feelings.
if its pms-y bullshit im out.
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I'M A FUCKING GUY
BORN AND FUCKING RAISED.
[and Privated]
I'M SURPRISED HE DIDN'T TELL YOU ABOUT THE FUCKING RAP BATTLE HE HAD WITH NITRAM IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE FUCKING SCHOOL.
IT PROBABLY WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN THAT BAD EXCEPT FOR
YOU KNOW
THE FACT THAT HE FUCKING TOOK A PISS TAKE OUT OF SOMETHING THE KID LOOKS TO FOR CONFIDENCE AND LEFT HIS FUCKING HEART SHATTERED ON THE FLOOR.
HE DESERVED EVERY BIT OF THAT DECKING I FUCKING GAVE HIM.
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no pedo.
no homo.
no necro?
i dont know your text kinda makes you sound like a zombie.
anyway what do you fucking take me for.
oh i am so conflicted right now.
on one hand.
it was a fucking rap battle what do you expect.
on the other.
hes not been telling me a lot lately.
this hurts my brotherly feelings.
i should make him pay.
yo how many smuppets am i putting you down for then.
a truckload two truckloads come on talk to me.
im going to ignore the part about you punching him.
it makes him sound like a god damn pussy and you better be exaggerating.
if not then i might have to do something about it.
like make a reference that i really dont want to make.
four truckloads for you glenn coco you go glenn coco.
well shit.
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cause i think its about that time again
also like i fucking told everybody else i didnt know about his fucking deal with peter pan alright
he brought it up i spun it around thats how rap battles work
so just shut the fuck up and go back to nursing the shiner harley gave you asshole
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sorry my waking up with an obstructed windpipe was such a fucking inconvenience for you
im sure you would have rather me just lay there and suffocate on foam fucksticks