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Two Sick Beats

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WHERE IS HE?
BRO I FUCKING KNOW YOURE SOMEWHERE IN THIS FUCKING CASTLE
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK YOURE DOING HERE
OR HOW THE FUCK YOU GOT IN OUR ROOM
BUT I KNOW YOURE HERE SOMEWHERE AND I WILL FIND YOU

_{[Karkat and John (as well as most of Gryffindor Tower) just got the rudest awakening of the year. Namely, Dave screaming like the star in an exorcism movie and flailing out from under a massive, multicoloured pile of his brother's signature smuppets. Y u p.

Happy Parent's Day, everyone!]}

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he is really here???
seriously???

oh nooooo

yeah hes here
rudest wake up call ever

i can imagine :\
those.....
friends of his
are kind of creepy

yup
dont mind him hes just being a dick
seriously

do you really have things you do not tell me about? :o
he is saying you do

i mean i am allowed to have secrets
but i dont keep any secrets about you
seriously bro is just being a dick

oh i was not worried about that :)
i know that if you really wanted me to know something you would tell me ♥

well glad to know youre not letting him get to you
i knew there was a reason you were my number one girl

hehehe
i will not let him metaphorically knock me on my arse ♥

or literally either but i believe that is something that could get him hexed so

damn straight
id take him out back behind the greenhouses and teach him not to fuck with you

oooooh, mr. strider, you are so noble

also um
he is asking me if we are a couple too

i said no! do not worry!

...
the way youre hesitating theres got me worried harley

i mean i know your knuckles are still stinging from the epic sandwich you delivered to vantas eye
but uh
have you...thought about
you know
letting me carry you off into the sunset on the back of my white steed

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sup.

dave did not tell me you had a journal sir aslfjlaksdjgfbsdf

oh really.
do you ever wonder what else dave doesnt tell you.

i think if he wanted to tell me, he would
but i do not want to make dave unhappy!!! :(

right lets play a game.
you ask me questions about dave.
questions youre too fucking scared to as him.
and i have all the answers.
sounds fun right.

.....................

no ♥

wow i hate it when people make me use the same reference twice but.

watch the fuck out we have a badass over here.

you sure do go from timid to sassy as fuck at the drop of a hat.
i think maybe you should get that checked out.
they make pills for it.

:\ to be frank i wish you did not say that either
i have already heard it from one ~~ars~~person bullying dave before
and i decked him

but sir with all due respect i would rather hear anything dave has to share from him!!
it feels like you are showing me his baby pictures if i hear it from you

yo whose been stealing my material.
or right i guess whose been on the god damn internet around here.
this place has wifi now or what.
what hogwarts is going all high tech now or something.
back in the day yknow when there were dinosaurs and shit.
no thats too cliche to be ironic.
anyway good job decking the loser who uses lame internet memes.
good fucking job.
come deck me now brosis.
bring it on.
except not really because yknow youd probably go to jail.
i would sue your ass and take that green ink right off your back.

with all due respect little missy.
dont leave the dorm then because shit theres baby pictures everywhere.
or there will be.

my fuckass ex
i am not sure if dave has ever mentioned his roomate karkat but.....
yes that is him

no thank you i would rather not deck you
i have been told that you are a ninja
ninjas are on a different level than fuckass exes!!

........i wouldnt mind seeing them
dave was probably a cute baby!

aw shit.
this isnt like baby mama drama is it.

and no wonder it didnt work out.
cars and cats just dont work out chica.
they get bitchy and then suddenly that upholstery you spent all your savings on
you know the fineass leather.
its shredded.
and all your dreams are dead.

you have no idea how wonderful it is to know im better than your ex cat.
truly my heart is touched.

and now youre giving me whiplash with these mood swings.
you dont want dirt on dave
yet you wanna see his baby pics.
make up your fucking mind.