Two Sick Beats

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_{[It's....technically Sunday. And yes, the timestamp is in fact completely accurate. 0457 GMT.]}

WHERE IS HE?
BRO I FUCKING KNOW YOURE SOMEWHERE IN THIS FUCKING CASTLE
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE FUCK YOURE DOING HERE
OR HOW THE FUCK YOU GOT IN OUR ROOM
BUT I KNOW YOURE HERE SOMEWHERE AND I WILL FIND YOU

<sub>[Karkat and John (as well as most of Gryffindor Tower) just got the rudest awakening of the year. Namely, Dave screaming like the star in an exorcism movie and flailing out from under a massive, multicoloured pile of his brother's signature smuppets. Y u p.

Happy Parent's Day, everyone!]</sub>

Comments

[nosigntospeakof]

A FEW DAYS AGO HE GOT INTO A "RAP BATTLE" WITH A FELLOW STUDENT.
IT WAS ALL WELL AND GOOD BECAUSE IT WAS ON THEIR OWN TIME BUT IT GOT A LITTLE TOO PERSONAL AND HE DEEPLY UPSET THE OTHER BOY.
IT GOT A BIT MESSY WITH SOME OTHER STUDENTS FROM THERE ON OUT.

[stridingironically]

well shit.
stop the presses.
somebody got their feelings hurt in a rap battle.
end of the fucking world right there.
kid shouldnt be rapping if he cant handle it.
how messy we talking.
like two lesbians taking a mudbath together or like a tot eating a cake.

[nosigntospeakof]

PUNCHES WERE THROWN AND ONE STUDENT RECEIVED A BLOODY NOSE.
ALTHOUGH THAT PART DIDN'T INVOLVE DAVE DIRECTLY..

[stridingironically]

so how many teeth did dave knock out.
come of dont let me down prof.
gimme some good news.

[nosigntospeakof]

NONE THAT I KNOW OF.

[stridingironically]

oh fucking jesus.
you would think i never taught him anything.
let me rephrase the fucking question then.
how many of daves teeth were knocked out.

[nosigntospeakof]

HE WAS PUNCHED A FEW TIMES BY ANOTHER STUDENT BUT THAT'S IT.

[stridingironically]

what the shit.

[nosigntospeakof]

DAVE IS FINE. THE WORST HE HAS ARE A FEW BRUISES AND THE STUDENT IN QUESTION WAS GIVEN DETENTION.

[stridingironically]

nope.
you shouldve gave dave detention on the grounds of being a god damn pushover.
give him one now professor or so help me im applying for a job.
and i will do it my damn self.

[nosigntospeakof]

MR. STRIDER, I'M NOT GOING TO GIVE DAVE DETENTION FOR GETTING PUNCHED.

[stridingironically]

yes.

[nosigntospeakof]

NO.

[stridingironically]

[Don't you play this game with him, he can and will do this for hours.]

yes.

[nosigntospeakof]

[It takes two to play, Strider.]

NO.

[stridingironically]

[You ask for it, bro.]

yes.

[nosigntospeakof]

MR. STRIDER, NO.

[stridingironically]

professor tightass yes.
dont even think a needle could slip in there.

[nosigntospeakof]

I'M NOT A TIGHTASS.
I JUST REFUSE TO PUNISH A STUDENT WHO DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG.

[stridingironically]

he got punched.
that is the very blackest of sins.