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sortinghat_rp2012-03-18 12:22 pm
thornsofoglogoth) wrote in sortinghat_rp2012-03-18 12:22 pm
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❀ oo5:: Maternal love.
Good morning, all. I do believe I've just experienced karmic retribution.
Consider this a thinly veiled tribute and public service announcement: my darling mother is, in fact, somewhere in the vicinity of this castle.
I woke up to several My Little Unicorn dolls and three wizened statues of Albus Dumbledore hobnobbing on my bedside table - as well as two bottles of Old Ogden's Firewhisky which I have surrendered to the appropriate authorities.
Mother, come out, come out, wherever you are. I haven't quite thanked you properly for the gifts and veritable flood of letters I experience every weekend. May we shower each other with familial gestures of kindness all day and may I revel in your maternal charms this fine mothering Sunday.
Everyone, meet my mother, whom I love unconditionally.
Someone, anyone, please kill me now.
Consider this a thinly veiled tribute and public service announcement: my darling mother is, in fact, somewhere in the vicinity of this castle.
I woke up to several My Little Unicorn dolls and three wizened statues of Albus Dumbledore hobnobbing on my bedside table - as well as two bottles of Old Ogden's Firewhisky which I have surrendered to the appropriate authorities.
Mother, come out, come out, wherever you are. I haven't quite thanked you properly for the gifts and veritable flood of letters I experience every weekend. May we shower each other with familial gestures of kindness all day and may I revel in your maternal charms this fine mothering Sunday.
Everyone, meet my mother, whom I love unconditionally.
Private
i got absolutely jack shit
wait ive just been noticing that hes acting funny outside of the fucking journals
what dirt have you got
Private
I'm assuming some of this might be entirely normal, but I expected more lewd jokes.
Private
vertical grimace
knob gobbler
or are we talking about cats here
inquiring minds need to know
but no i think theyre in cahoots or something
Private
On the other hand, yes. Your brother's reaction to this post piqued my interest.
I have a feeling they know more about each other than they let on.
Private
he is the master of irony
but theres only so ironic you can get about sipping vodka from the nipples of a classy dame
pretty much his words
Private
Initially I thought he was feigning interest by being intentionally lewd to derail my attempts at evading certain topics, but I would suggest his unconventional approach and slightly defensive tactics hint at something a little more serious than mere infatuation, but I don't entirely know his habits well enough and this is based on a merely prefatory study.
On the other hand, he seems to have flipped the fuck out when I inadvertently compared the two of them.
I must admit myself entirely baffled.
I'm sorry, Dave.
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that you cant get a good read on bro
i told you lalonde 80 percent of what he says is horseshit
or are you sorry that he subjected me to a tender description of your moms booze lactating nipples
because yeah i will accept that apology
wait you mean he flipped the fuck out on you??
come to think of it he reacted pretty strongly when i said you were all over me
something is definitely rotten here