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[shellfishlovver]

Students of Defence Against The Dark Arts class number twwo, I ask that you refer to chapter 35, specifically pages 223, 230 and 237 before you attend your first class.

I suppose I should also introduce myself wwhile I'm at it. My name is Murdoc. You wwill call me Professor Donoghue. I wwill be the second Defence Against The Dark Arts. Any questions should be directed here. That is all.

[Filtered to Eridan Ampora]
I believve wwe need to talk.

[Filtered to Cyrus Onikous]
I'll behavve if you do.

Comments

[nosigntospeakof]

WELCOME TO HOGWARTS, PROFESSOR DONOGHUE.

Private

[psiignlanguage]

What on earth are you talking about?

[faintwaves]

Oh...you write like Eridan does.

[shellfishlovver]

I'm his Father, if that's an indication of similarity. Also, you'll find that I use grammar and punctuation.

Re: Private

[shellfishlovver]

Don't play coy.
I don't want things to be awwkwward. Particularly wwhile my son is enrolled.

Private

[psiignlanguage]

Oh your son is here?
He must not be anywhere near as stuck up as you are, or I would have noticed him.

[shellfishlovver]

Thank you. Am I correct in the assumption that you're the History of Magic teacher?

[faintwaves]

Wow, it's nice to meet you, sir! My name is Xion, I'm a friend of Eridan's.

Private

[shellfishlovver]

You're probably just bein' unobservvant.
This is wwhy I asked you to behavve.

Re: Private

[psiignlanguage]

Then make a point of not pointing him out to me. Lest I might treat him differently.

As for behaving in general, I think you ought to be the one to behave.

[shellfishlovver]

Is that so? Howw has he been fairin'? Has he been studyin'?

[faintwaves]

I can't say for sure, I'm a year above him. But I know he really likes potions...

And he's a good friend, too!

Private

[shellfishlovver]

Funny, I didn't pick you as the type to badger a child based on their heritage.

Besides, your eyesight must havve gotten wworse. He looks quite similar to me.

I think they're both butthurt about their relationship ending XD

[psiignlanguage]

Nope, simply because he's your kin.

I must not see him often. Or you just got uglier.

Just a tiny bit.

[shellfishlovver]

As far as I knoww, he's his owwn person.

Stranger things havve happened. Bein' an auror isn't exactly about keepin' up appearances.

[shellfishlovver]

That's refreshin' to hear then.

I hope to see you in my class.

They need to get a drink together.

[psiignlanguage]

How's that working out for you?

Feeling like a big man?

They need to hug it out.

[shellfishlovver]

I'm not evven sure wwhat you're tryin' to imply right noww.

I feel normal.

Drunken hugging? Yes.

[psiignlanguage]

Not surprised to see that stuck-up jackass is you feeling normal.

Re: Drunken hugging? Yes.

[shellfishlovver]

And I'm unsurprised to see that you're a snarky prick.

[psiignlanguage]

Takes one to know one, I suppose.

Honestly, what on earth did I see in you?

[shellfishlovver]

Hell if I knoww.

Wwhat are you askin' me for?

[psiignlanguage]

Well you obviously saw something in me too!

[shellfishlovver]

Clearly.

As I recall, you broke uo wwith me.

...All of this is irrelevvant.

[psiignlanguage]

For good reason!

Irrelevant or not, it needed to be said.