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[shellfishlovver]

Students of Defence Against The Dark Arts class number twwo, I ask that you refer to chapter 35, specifically pages 223, 230 and 237 before you attend your first class.

I suppose I should also introduce myself wwhile I'm at it. My name is Murdoc. You wwill call me Professor Donoghue. I wwill be the second Defence Against The Dark Arts. Any questions should be directed here. That is all.

[Filtered to Eridan Ampora]
I believve wwe need to talk.

[Filtered to Cyrus Onikous]
I'll behavve if you do.

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[nosigntospeakof]

WELCOME TO HOGWARTS, PROFESSOR DONOGHUE.

[shellfishlovver]

Thank you. Am I correct in the assumption that you're the History of Magic teacher?

Private

[psiignlanguage]

What on earth are you talking about?

Re: Private

[shellfishlovver]

Don't play coy.
I don't want things to be awwkwward. Particularly wwhile my son is enrolled.

Private

[psiignlanguage]

Oh your son is here?
He must not be anywhere near as stuck up as you are, or I would have noticed him.

Private

[shellfishlovver]

You're probably just bein' unobservvant.
This is wwhy I asked you to behavve.

Re: Private

[psiignlanguage]

Then make a point of not pointing him out to me. Lest I might treat him differently.

As for behaving in general, I think you ought to be the one to behave.

Private

[shellfishlovver]

Funny, I didn't pick you as the type to badger a child based on their heritage.

Besides, your eyesight must havve gotten wworse. He looks quite similar to me.

I think they're both butthurt about their relationship ending XD

[psiignlanguage]

Nope, simply because he's your kin.

I must not see him often. Or you just got uglier.

[faintwaves]

Oh...you write like Eridan does.

[shellfishlovver]

I'm his Father, if that's an indication of similarity. Also, you'll find that I use grammar and punctuation.

[faintwaves]

Wow, it's nice to meet you, sir! My name is Xion, I'm a friend of Eridan's.

[shellfishlovver]

Is that so? Howw has he been fairin'? Has he been studyin'?

[faintwaves]

I can't say for sure, I'm a year above him. But I know he really likes potions...

And he's a good friend, too!

[shellfishlovver]

That's refreshin' to hear then.

I hope to see you in my class.

[grandhighwizard]

you must be
THE DASHING SCARRED FELLOW.
did you tangle with a two-fingered witch?

[shellfishlovver]

Dashin? Unlikely. Where did you get that from?

No, I did not. You would do well not to mock them.

[grandhighwizard]

I MOCK EVERYTHING.
don't take it personally.
WHERE'D THEY COME FROM?

[shellfishlovver]

Right.
That's really none of your business.

[grandhighwizard]

aw, does that mean you're not going to tell me?
PITY.
how do i go about making it my business?

[shellfishlovver]

Yes it does.
Why are you so curious?

[jasmineofthewest]

I don't believe we've had the pleasure of meeting quite yet, but it's a pleasure to do so now! My name is Iroh, I'm the Home Economics Professor! I would be delighted to have you over to my office for tea sometime so we can get better acquainted!

[shellfishlovver]

No, we haven't. Yes, it's a pleasure.

Home Economics? I don't believe we studied that back in my day. I suppose things change in such a long, long time.

Yes. Of course. [which means no.]

[jasmineofthewest]

[Please, do continue being so enthusiastic about it. He isn't getting the feeling you're only replying to be polite at all.]

Oh, it's terribly unfortunate that until I came along, the class was nonexistent. But thankfully I've put that right, eh?

And I shall expect you over this Friday, then! Does after dinner sound good?

[shellfishlovver]

Friday isn't good for me.