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[shellfishlovver]

Students of Defence Against The Dark Arts class number twwo, I ask that you refer to chapter 35, specifically pages 223, 230 and 237 before you attend your first class.

I suppose I should also introduce myself wwhile I'm at it. My name is Murdoc. You wwill call me Professor Donoghue. I wwill be the second Defence Against The Dark Arts. Any questions should be directed here. That is all.

[Filtered to Eridan Ampora]
I believve wwe need to talk.

[Filtered to Cyrus Onikous]
I'll behavve if you do.

Comments

[shellfishlovver]

Not if you keep callin me your 'boy' we won't.

[grandhighwizard]

sensitive about your age, are you?
TERRIBLY SORRY.
should i call you sir?

[shellfishlovver]

No, I'm not. It's improper for you to be belittlin' your fellow staff members.

[grandhighwizard]

haHAhaHAhaHA!
yes, very good.
I KNEW THERE WAS A SENSE OF HUMOR IN THERE SOMEWHERE.
i can hardly help it, can i?

[shellfishlovver]

I wasn't jokin'. Where did you get that impression?

If this is a joke about you bein tall, I swear to god...

[grandhighwizard]

you swear to god what?
DO TELL, MY CHILD.

[shellfishlovver]

I'm not your child.

[grandhighwizard]

of course not.
BUT WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO ME?
i really must know.

[shellfishlovver]

I suppose that depends on whether or not you were making a height related joke.

[grandhighwizard]

of course i was!

[shellfishlovver]

You're insane.

[grandhighwizard]

DEFINE INSANITY.

[shellfishlovver]

No. I am not one of your students.

[grandhighwizard]

so you're going to insult me
AND NOT TELL ME HOW YOU MEAN IT?
how rude.

[shellfishlovver]

I assumed you were the sort that enjoyed surprises.

[grandhighwizard]

are you going to tell me later, then?
LOVELY.
do it in the great hall, that should be a laugh.

[shellfishlovver]

Don't tell me what to do.

[grandhighwizard]

you really are the most delightfully prickly man,
YOU KNOW.
i'm going to enjoy this.

[shellfishlovver]

You're goin to enjoy what exactly?

[grandhighwizard]

your assumption was correct.
I ENJOY SURPRISES.

[shellfishlovver]

I don't. I also don't enjoy being trifled with.

[grandhighwizard]

WHO'S TRIFLING?
you're worth rather more than that, donoghue.

[shellfishlovver]

Do you make a habit of making no sense?

[grandhighwizard]

if it were habitual
IT WOULD BE CONSISTENT,
so no.

[shellfishlovver]

Then do you mind elaborating on your previous comment?