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[shellfishlovver]

Students of Defence Against The Dark Arts class number twwo, I ask that you refer to chapter 35, specifically pages 223, 230 and 237 before you attend your first class.

I suppose I should also introduce myself wwhile I'm at it. My name is Murdoc. You wwill call me Professor Donoghue. I wwill be the second Defence Against The Dark Arts. Any questions should be directed here. That is all.

[Filtered to Eridan Ampora]
I believve wwe need to talk.

[Filtered to Cyrus Onikous]
I'll behavve if you do.

Comments

[shellfishlovver]

I'm not your child.

[grandhighwizard]

of course not.
BUT WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO TO ME?
i really must know.

[shellfishlovver]

I suppose that depends on whether or not you were making a height related joke.

[grandhighwizard]

of course i was!

[shellfishlovver]

You're insane.

[grandhighwizard]

DEFINE INSANITY.

[shellfishlovver]

No. I am not one of your students.

[grandhighwizard]

so you're going to insult me
AND NOT TELL ME HOW YOU MEAN IT?
how rude.

[shellfishlovver]

I assumed you were the sort that enjoyed surprises.

[grandhighwizard]

are you going to tell me later, then?
LOVELY.
do it in the great hall, that should be a laugh.

[shellfishlovver]

Don't tell me what to do.

[grandhighwizard]

you really are the most delightfully prickly man,
YOU KNOW.
i'm going to enjoy this.

[shellfishlovver]

You're goin to enjoy what exactly?

[grandhighwizard]

your assumption was correct.
I ENJOY SURPRISES.

[shellfishlovver]

I don't. I also don't enjoy being trifled with.

[grandhighwizard]

WHO'S TRIFLING?
you're worth rather more than that, donoghue.

[shellfishlovver]

Do you make a habit of making no sense?

[grandhighwizard]

if it were habitual
IT WOULD BE CONSISTENT,
so no.

[shellfishlovver]

Then do you mind elaborating on your previous comment?

[grandhighwizard]

maybe in private.
BUSY?

[wwistful]

If only to clarify some things that are difficult to express through words, I suppose.
Where did you have in mind?

[grandhighwizard]

you're welcome to come to my chambers.

[wwistful]

Is that so? So you were serious when you said private..
Whereabouts are they?

[grandhighwizard]

NEAR THE OWLERY.
northern corridor, at the far end.

[Is he really coming? Oh, wonderful!]

[Making this Action because it's my post and I do what I want]

[wwistful]

[Well now he's going to snap his journal shut and stride right down there with his nose in the air.

Far be it from him to let some mentally unstable potions teacher tell him what to do!!

Besides. He's curious.]