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[shellfishlovver]

Students of Defence Against The Dark Arts class number twwo, I ask that you refer to chapter 35, specifically pages 223, 230 and 237 before you attend your first class.

I suppose I should also introduce myself wwhile I'm at it. My name is Murdoc. You wwill call me Professor Donoghue. I wwill be the second Defence Against The Dark Arts. Any questions should be directed here. That is all.

[Filtered to Eridan Ampora]
I believve wwe need to talk.

[Filtered to Cyrus Onikous]
I'll behavve if you do.

Comments

They need to hug it out.

[shellfishlovver]

I'm not evven sure wwhat you're tryin' to imply right noww.

I feel normal.

Drunken hugging? Yes.

[psiignlanguage]

Not surprised to see that stuck-up jackass is you feeling normal.

Re: Drunken hugging? Yes.

[shellfishlovver]

And I'm unsurprised to see that you're a snarky prick.

[psiignlanguage]

Takes one to know one, I suppose.

Honestly, what on earth did I see in you?

[shellfishlovver]

Hell if I knoww.

Wwhat are you askin' me for?

[psiignlanguage]

Well you obviously saw something in me too!

[shellfishlovver]

Clearly.

As I recall, you broke uo wwith me.

...All of this is irrelevvant.

[psiignlanguage]

For good reason!

Irrelevant or not, it needed to be said.

[shellfishlovver]

I fail to see wwhy.

[psiignlanguage]

You're bloody dense, you know that?
And people call me oblivious.

[shellfishlovver]

You're just bein vague and irritatin on purpose.

[psiignlanguage]

I do it out of spite, Murdoc.

[shellfishlovver]

How unexpected and out of character of you.

Yes he did just make a "deal with it" reference XD

[psiignlanguage]

People change.
I suggest you come to terms with it.

ruuuuuude

[shellfishlovver]

Not always for the better, though.

[psiignlanguage]

I believe you're proof in that.

[shellfishlovver]

I don't believe I have changed, much to your chagrin.

[psiignlanguage]

If I recall you actually used to respect me.

Not talk to me as if I'm a child.

[shellfishlovver]

I'm not talkin' to you like a child.

[psiignlanguage]

Sure as hell seems like it.

[shellfishlovver]

Perhaps you're readin' too far into it.

[psiignlanguage]

Perhaps you're just an arse.

[shellfishlovver]

You have no right to be bitter, Cyrus. Knock it off.

[psiignlanguage]

I wasted a year of my life trying to reconcile.
And it failed.
I have a right to be bitter.
Do you know what I could have been focusing on instead of you?

[Definitely not women.]

[shellfishlovver]

There isn't any reason why we couldn't simply drop this and go on as colleagues and nothin more.