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[kid8dik]

Despite its persistently dusty appearance, returning to Hogwarts always has its advantages.

During our vacation, Liz dragged me to see a muggle movie named Midnight: Broken Dawn. Frankly I am appalled at how muggles view Vampires and Werewolves. How could a vampire travel to Brazil? This is just illogical to me.

And when I asked Liz to explain, she told me that they sparkled in the sunlight, but I cannot fathom why this would be the case.

I am left to presume this is another case of muggle movies adapting novels poorly.


[ooc: "Midnight" is what I'm calling "Twilight" for all intents and purposes.]

Comments

[selfhatred]

PLEASE TELL ME SHE AT LEAST TOOK YOU TO THE PREMIERE IF NOT OPENING NIGHT.
IF SHE DID I'M SO FUCKING JEALOUS. DO YOU FUCKING KNOW HOW SOLD OUT IT WAS IN LONDON?

[kid8dik]

...This is something that sells out?

[selfhatred]

HELL FUCKING YES.
OR WERE YOU NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO THE MASSES OF FANGIRLS FLIPPING OUT AROUND YOU?

[kid8dik]

I thought they were screaming due to the impending birth scene.

[selfhatred]

NO NO NO, THE BIRTH SCENE IS FUCKED UP I'LL ADMIT.
I CONDEMN EVERYTHING FROM NEW SUNRISE ONWARDS.
SHIT THAT BITCH CAN WRITE BUT SOME OF HER IDEAS ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE.
BUT THAT'S WHAT MAKES IT SHITTY ROMANCE.

[kid8dik]

And being...'shitty romance' is a good thing?

[selfhatred]

HELL FUCKING YES IT IS.
CRAPPY ROMANCE NOVELS ARE THE BIGGEST BEST SELLER IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, DOUCHEMUFFIN.
I MEAN ASIDE FROM THE BIBLE.

[kid8dik]

I can't imagine why anything mediocre would be favorable.

And what is a...douche? I don't believe I've heard of that type of pastry.

[selfhatred]

YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY NEVER BEEN HORNY ENOUGH TO READ PORN.
DOUCHE; I.E A GUY THAT CAN'T GET A GIRL WORTH A SHIT. IT'S NOT A FUCKING PASTRY, MORON.

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[kid8dik]

[all of the inkblots oh god]

[kid8dik]

...T-that is

[kid8dik]

That is just disgusting. Absolutely not.

[kid8dik]

A-and I have no idea why you are referring to me as a...'douchemuffin'. I don't believe that is a title that has anything to do with me whatsoever.

[selfhatred]

CHILL YOUR FUCKING BRITCHES.
SHITTY ROMANCE NOVELS ARE GIRL PORN, SO UNLESS YOU'VE GOT GIRL PARTS UNDER THAT POLE IN YOUR ASS, I HARDLY EXPECT YOU TO HAVE READ THEM.

...
YOU REALLY ARE CLUELESS.

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[kid8dik]

I most certainly have male parts. WITHOUT any poles or any such rods placed there.

[kid8dik]

And I would have to be aiming to 'get' a girl for that to be applicable.

[selfhatred]

JESUS FLIPPING H CHRIST, THIS IS WHY I DON'T FUCKING DEAL WITH PEOPLE LIKE YOU.
LET ME SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU:
MAKA AND KID SITTING IN A TREE
K-I-S-FUCKING-S-I-N-G
FIRST COMES LOVE
THEN COMES MARRIAGE
THEN COMES KID WITH A GODDAMN BABY CARRIAGE.

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[kid8dik]

[Karkat how much ink has he lost on you this month? Hint: IS IS A LOT.]

[kid8dik]

I-I...

[kid8dik]

This is not only inaccurate...

I don't understand why we would be occupying a tree...