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[notapigeon]

You know, I think Quidditch could be ten times better if I were on the team. All the teams. I should be on all the teams. The teams should be made up entirely of me. Wouldn't that be awesome?

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[notapigeon]

It doesn't even have to be Quidditch anymore!

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

uH, sO LIKE, iT WOULD BE WILBURITCH,
oR SOMETHING, i GUESS,

[notapigeon]

I think people would pay a lot of money to watch me be awesome.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

i WOULD DEFINITELY, pAY TO SEE THAT,
iF i HAD THE MONEY, i MEAN,
uHH, iT WOULD DEPEND ON HOW MUCH YOU CHARGE,

[notapigeon]

For you, it'd be free.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

oH, uHHH, wOW,
yOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT FOR ME THOUGH,
i WOULD FEEL BAD,
i MEAN, iF OTHER PEOPLE PAID AND i DIDN'T, iT'S NOT FAIR,

[notapigeon]

It's fine! You're part of Team Wilbur.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

i'VE NEVER BEEN ON A TEAM BEFORE,,,
uH, tHIS IS NEW,
wHAT DO i DO,
dO WE, uH, hAVE T-SHIRTS,

[notapigeon]

Yes. Exactly. We'll have t-shirts!

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

oHHH, cOOL,
oKAY, wHEN DO i GET MY T-SHIRT,
aND, uH, wHEN DOES THIS BECOME A THING,

[notapigeon]

It's always been a thing and you've always been apart of it. T-shirts are just small time perks of being apart of Team Wilbur.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

uH, iF i'VE ALWAYS BEEN A PART OF IT, tHEN, wHY ARE YOU JUST NOW, uH, tELLING ME,

[notapigeon]

I had to know if I could trust you.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

yOU MEAN MY TRUST WAS UNDER SUSPICION,

[notapigeon]

Yes. There has been a series of tests.