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[notapigeon]

You know, I think Quidditch could be ten times better if I were on the team. All the teams. I should be on all the teams. The teams should be made up entirely of me. Wouldn't that be awesome?

Comments

[litebrite]

I Believe That Would Be Called Wilburball
Or Something To That Effect
But Maybe You Should Try Out For The Team If You Feel Strongly About It

[notapigeon]

Wilburball has a nice ring to it.

[litebrite]

I Would Suggest Finding A Cloning Spell
Or A Duplication Charm
If You Really Want To Make Wilburball A Reality

[notapigeon]

I don't think the world could handle that much awesome.

[fuckmackandme]

hehe...
sorry, but that sounds really shitty.

[notapigeon]

It's the greatest idea. You're just jealous you didn't think of it first.

[fuckmackandme]

nope!
it's just a shitty idea.

[notapigeon]

So is the way you end up looking every day, but you don't see me complaining about that to your face.

[ladyliberty]

Sounds like it'd be pretty boring really. What'd it be, watching you chase your own broom tail?

[notapigeon]

No. There'd have to be something new. Like rings of fire!

[ladyliberty]

This is starting to sound not much like quidditch.

[crazula]

If by awesome you mean stupid, then yes. By all means, join a team.

[notapigeon]

No, I mean awesome.

[crazula]

Alright, that's cute.
Join so I can watch you fall 50 feet into the ground.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

i DON'T THINK THAT, uH, qUIDDITCH WORKS LIKE THAT,

[notapigeon]

It doesn't even have to be Quidditch anymore!

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

uH, sO LIKE, iT WOULD BE WILBURITCH,
oR SOMETHING, i GUESS,

[plushaeusrumpified]

youre one cocky motherfucker.
i want you in my class.
go sign up right the fuck now.

[notapigeon]

What class do you teach?

[plushaeusrumpified]

home ec.

no dumbass what do you think i teach.
you mentioned quidditch.
why else would i be all up in here demanding you get in my class.
i teach flying.
all kinds of advanced moves and shit.
on second thought im not sure your tiny brain can handle it.
you in or not.

[heartwrenching]

If that is your official Statement of Purpose for entrance onto the team, my hand is already reaching for the "DENIED" stamp! The ink is the color of tears shed through broken dreams!!

But I did not say my fist has clenched around this stamp! Oh no, oh no, I am the sort of captain who appreciates cockiness and arrogance! But only when it's well, wellll earned.

[notapigeon]

Maybe I don't want to join anymore..

[its_cor_aline]

You totally couldn't take my place. I busted my butt to get here and to stay here.
I trained with Ravenclaws captain before I was even allowed to try out, I hocked snack foods to buy my own broom, AND I train every day with or without my team.

[notapigeon]

I would train just as much. Maybe more.

[its_cor_aline]

Suuuuure you would.
If you're really serious about joining though I'll train with you.