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[notapigeon]

You know, I think Quidditch could be ten times better if I were on the team. All the teams. I should be on all the teams. The teams should be made up entirely of me. Wouldn't that be awesome?

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[notapigeon]

Whoa whoa. My brain is not tiny. I could ace your class, no problem.

[plushaeusrumpified]

then fuckin prove it slick.

[notapigeon]

Oh, I will.

[plushaeusrumpified]

just dont pussy out when you realize its harder than you thought.
i dont take slackers.
or whiny bitches.

[notapigeon]

I'll be the best student you've ever had.

[plushaeusrumpified]

take that shit to the lifetime movie network where it belongs.

[notapigeon]

I only understood part of what you said, but I'm going to assume it's something important.

[plushaeusrumpified]

you just keep right on assuming shit.
so whats your fucking broom model anyway.

[notapigeon]

Well, the only one my mom lets me bring to school is our Cleansweep Seven. Everything else is off limits to me.

[plushaeusrumpified]

nevermind.
youre not allowed in my class.
go home.

[notapigeon]

What? Why? What did I do?

[plushaeusrumpified]

thats a fucking shitty line of brooms thats why.
at least get a nimbus 2000 for fucks sake.

[notapigeon]

It's not my fault my mom is in charge of my brooms.

[plushaeusrumpified]

so you fucking sneak one out.
duh.
god its like youre not even a kid.
youre sure as shit not thinking like one.

[notapigeon]

No way. My parents would kill me.

[plushaeusrumpified]

what a pussy.

[plushaeusrumpified]

wait wait no.
okay.
that was inappropriate.
chicken.

[notapigeon]

I'm not a chicken. It's called self-preservation.

[plushaeusrumpified]

so you admit it.
youre a pussy.

kneeeew it.

[notapigeon]

I am not!


How are you even a teacher?