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[notapigeon]

You know, I think Quidditch could be ten times better if I were on the team. All the teams. I should be on all the teams. The teams should be made up entirely of me. Wouldn't that be awesome?

Comments

[litebrite]

I Believe That Would Be Called Wilburball
Or Something To That Effect
But Maybe You Should Try Out For The Team If You Feel Strongly About It

[fuckmackandme]

hehe...
sorry, but that sounds really shitty.

[ladyliberty]

Sounds like it'd be pretty boring really. What'd it be, watching you chase your own broom tail?

[crazula]

If by awesome you mean stupid, then yes. By all means, join a team.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

i DON'T THINK THAT, uH, qUIDDITCH WORKS LIKE THAT,

[plushaeusrumpified]

youre one cocky motherfucker.
i want you in my class.
go sign up right the fuck now.

[notapigeon]

What class do you teach?

[notapigeon]

It doesn't even have to be Quidditch anymore!

[notapigeon]

No, I mean awesome.

[notapigeon]

No. There'd have to be something new. Like rings of fire!

[notapigeon]

It's the greatest idea. You're just jealous you didn't think of it first.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

uH, sO LIKE, iT WOULD BE WILBURITCH,
oR SOMETHING, i GUESS,

[notapigeon]

Wilburball has a nice ring to it.

[notapigeon]

I think people would pay a lot of money to watch me be awesome.

[plushaeusrumpified]

home ec.

no dumbass what do you think i teach.
you mentioned quidditch.
why else would i be all up in here demanding you get in my class.
i teach flying.
all kinds of advanced moves and shit.
on second thought im not sure your tiny brain can handle it.
you in or not.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

i WOULD DEFINITELY, pAY TO SEE THAT,
iF i HAD THE MONEY, i MEAN,
uHH, iT WOULD DEPEND ON HOW MUCH YOU CHARGE,

[notapigeon]

For you, it'd be free.

[crazula]

Alright, that's cute.
Join so I can watch you fall 50 feet into the ground.

[notapigeon]

Whoa whoa. My brain is not tiny. I could ace your class, no problem.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

oH, uHHH, wOW,
yOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT FOR ME THOUGH,
i WOULD FEEL BAD,
i MEAN, iF OTHER PEOPLE PAID AND i DIDN'T, iT'S NOT FAIR,

[notapigeon]

I'm an awesome flyer. I could fly circles around you.

[plushaeusrumpified]

then fuckin prove it slick.

[notapigeon]

It's fine! You're part of Team Wilbur.

[notapigeon]

Oh, I will.

[plushaeusrumpified]

just dont pussy out when you realize its harder than you thought.
i dont take slackers.
or whiny bitches.