notapigeon: (Wilbur > I want it.)
Wilbur Robinson ([personal profile] notapigeon) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp2012-03-29 02:05 am

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You know, I think Quidditch could be ten times better if I were on the team. All the teams. I should be on all the teams. The teams should be made up entirely of me. Wouldn't that be awesome?
litebrite: (meddling face)

[personal profile] litebrite 2012-03-29 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I Believe That Would Be Called Wilburball
Or Something To That Effect
But Maybe You Should Try Out For The Team If You Feel Strongly About It
fuckmackandme: (10)

[personal profile] fuckmackandme 2012-03-29 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
hehe...
sorry, but that sounds really shitty.
ladyliberty: (Is that all of it?)

[personal profile] ladyliberty 2012-03-29 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like it'd be pretty boring really. What'd it be, watching you chase your own broom tail?
crazula: (x unimpressed)

[personal profile] crazula 2012-03-30 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
If by awesome you mean stupid, then yes. By all means, join a team.
i_bullieve_i_can_fly: (07)

[personal profile] i_bullieve_i_can_fly 2012-03-30 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
i DON'T THINK THAT, uH, qUIDDITCH WORKS LIKE THAT,
plushaeusrumpified: (04)

[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2012-03-30 06:09 am (UTC)(link)
youre one cocky motherfucker.
i want you in my class.
go sign up right the fuck now.
i_bullieve_i_can_fly: (pic#)

[personal profile] i_bullieve_i_can_fly 2012-03-30 08:09 am (UTC)(link)
uH, sO LIKE, iT WOULD BE WILBURITCH,
oR SOMETHING, i GUESS,
plushaeusrumpified: (02)

[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2012-03-30 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
home ec.

no dumbass what do you think i teach.
you mentioned quidditch.
why else would i be all up in here demanding you get in my class.
i teach flying.
all kinds of advanced moves and shit.
on second thought im not sure your tiny brain can handle it.
you in or not.
i_bullieve_i_can_fly: (pic#)

[personal profile] i_bullieve_i_can_fly 2012-03-30 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
i WOULD DEFINITELY, pAY TO SEE THAT,
iF i HAD THE MONEY, i MEAN,
uHH, iT WOULD DEPEND ON HOW MUCH YOU CHARGE,
crazula: (x on the throne)

[personal profile] crazula 2012-03-30 08:28 am (UTC)(link)
Alright, that's cute.
Join so I can watch you fall 50 feet into the ground.
i_bullieve_i_can_fly: (08)

[personal profile] i_bullieve_i_can_fly 2012-03-30 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
oH, uHHH, wOW,
yOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT FOR ME THOUGH,
i WOULD FEEL BAD,
i MEAN, iF OTHER PEOPLE PAID AND i DIDN'T, iT'S NOT FAIR,
plushaeusrumpified: (and the cards all fold)

[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2012-03-30 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
then fuckin prove it slick.
plushaeusrumpified: (and the saints we see)

[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2012-03-30 08:39 am (UTC)(link)
just dont pussy out when you realize its harder than you thought.
i dont take slackers.
or whiny bitches.

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