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[notapigeon]

You know, I think Quidditch could be ten times better if I were on the team. All the teams. I should be on all the teams. The teams should be made up entirely of me. Wouldn't that be awesome?

Comments

[crazula]

Alright, that's cute.
Join so I can watch you fall 50 feet into the ground.

[notapigeon]

I'm an awesome flyer. I could fly circles around you.

[crazula]

I'd like to see you try.

[notapigeon]

You will see. But then you won't see, because I'll be going so fast, you'll be all "oh man, what was that? Was that Wilbur? Oh, he's so awesome!"

[crazula]

I'm sure it will be more like, "Oh, that was an absolutely splendid plummet! Do you suppose he's dead? I barely saw him in the air at all!"

[notapigeon]

It'll be the complete opposite of that.

[crazula]

I'm sorry, but you're not very convincing.