sortinghat_rp | SEVEN ♋

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SEVEN ♋

ATTENTION FUCKASSES OF HOGWARTS.
THAT'S ALL OF YOU ASSHOLES.
PSA: I'M FUCKING DONE PLAYING NICE GUY AROUND HERE.
FINISHED.
I DON'T GIVE ONE SHIT ABOUT YOUR FUCKING PROBLEMS.
YOU CAN ALL GO FUCK YOURSELVES BECAUSE I AM FUCKING DONE CLEANING UP THE NAPPIES THAT YOU CONSTANTLY SHIT IN WHENEVER YOU HAVE A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN.
FUCK ALL OF YOU.
NO LOVE -
KARKAT

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WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT SOUND LIKE?

lIkE yOu AlL bE fEeLiNg BaD aBoUt SoMeThInG wHaT wEnT dOwN, aNd So YoU dEcIdEd YoU'rE gOiNg To TrY tO sToP mOtHeRfUcKiN cArInG.
eXcEpT tHaT nEvEr WoRkS fOr YoU.

WHAT IF I MADE IT WORK OUT THIS TIME?
WHAT IF I'M JUST SICK OF THINGS BEING THROWN INTO MY FACE EVERY TIME I TRY TO HELP SOMEONE?

Why do I always hurt people I care about?

I dOn'T kNoW, mOThErFuCkEr.
BuT sOmEtImEs I tHiNk MaYbE sOmE pEoPlE iS gOiNg To GeT hUrT nO mAtTeR wHaT yOu Do.
YoU wAnT tO tAlK aBoUt It?

I lied.
I lied and I'm sorry.
I remember everything that happened.
I just...lied.

YeAh, I kNoW.

Fuck, why are you even talking to me?
Shouldn't you be chewing me out for hurting Nitram's feelings?
Or at the very least dropping me like a fucking hot rock or something.
Heck everyone else has, I'm sure nobody would fucking blame you.

YoU tHiNk ThE oNlY rEaSoN i'D kEeP yOu As A fRiEnD iS bEcAuSe SoMe OtHeR mOtHeRfUcKeRs MiGhT bLaMe Me If I dIdN't?

[Trust Gamzee to focus on THAT first.]

YoU'rE mY bEsT mOtHeRfUcKiN fRiEnD.
mY hEaRt FrIeNd, CaUsE mY sTrInG aLl DoNe AnD gOnE tO yOu.
MaKiNg A mIsTaKe DoN't ChAnGe ThAt.
It DoN't EvEn ToUcH iT.
i KnOw YoU aIn'T aLl WaNtInG tO bE bEnDy InSiDe, AnD tHaT's Ok.

[Though he does wonder why he should be chewing Karkat out. Was Tavros just upset about the lying, or had something else happened?]

I said who the fuck gives a shit about Peter Pan after he chewed me out for lying.
I'm an asshole.
I'm a bigger slime ball than fucking Strder.

hUh.
YeAh, YoU sHoUlD pRoBaBlY gEt AlL uP iN yOuR aPoLoGy ZoNe FoR tHaT sHiT.
bUt YoU wErE aLl GoInG tO dO tHaT aNyWaY.
bUt DoN't YoU eVeN gO cOmPaRiNg YoUrSeLf To ThAt MoThErFuCkEr.

Maybe after Tavros gets off his self righteous high fucking horse.
I only lied for a good reason.
That's the only time I lie.

wHy'D yOu LiE tO mE?

[...welp, he might as well come clean.]

...I have a crush on you.

[Whaaaa-? There's an odd squiggly line, then an ink blot, then]

wHaT

It's just one of those best friend crushes!
I just lied.
I lied to myself and to you because I wanted it to go.

wHaT's A mOtHeRfUcKiN bEsT fRiEnD cRuSh?

It's...kind of hard to explain.
It's like I have a crush on you and don't have a crush on you.
If that makes sense?

nO, bRo, It ReAlLy DoN't.
I kNoW i AiN't AlL gOt My WiCkEd KnOwLeDgE oN aBoUt ThIs KiNdA sHiT.
yOu MiGhT hAvE tO eXpLaIn It A dIfFeReNt WaY.
hAvE yOu GoT a CrUsH oN mE oR nOt?

Yes and no.

[Wow, just sort of staring at his journal, because that is completely unhelpful.]

uH.
dOeS iT mEaN yOu WaNt To Go OuT wItH mE oR sOmEtHiNg?
Or YoU jUsT tHiNk I'm ThE bEsT mOtHeRfUcKiNeSt FrIeNd EvEr?

[So confused, Karkat. Karkat. Help.]

I'm not sure, man.
That's what I've been trying to figure out.
I'm all confused and shit and it's not helping.

I'm SoRrY i AiN't HeLpInG. :o/
bUt YoU kNoW wHaTeVeR yOu NeEd FrOm Me, I'm MoThErFuCkIn HeRe.
LiKe If YoU wAnT tO gO oUt, YoU kNoW yOu'Re My MaIn MoThErFUCkEr.
Or WhAtEvEr YoU nEeD.
I gUeSs ThErE iS sOmE sErIoUs CoNfOuNdInG aLl Up In My ThInKiNg PaN, tOo.

Thanks, man.
And I'm sorry you had to find out this way.
I feel like such a douche.

[Gamzee still isn't exactly sure what he's found out, but hey, he'll roll with it.]

JuSt Be TeLlInG mE fIrSt MoThErFuCkIn ThInG nExT tImE, yEaH?
oR iF yOu EvEr FiGuRe AlL tHaT sHiT oUt.
:o)

[good god, Gamzee, here's Karkat confessing and you have no clue :|]

I'll remember that.

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