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[star_killer]

You were all fools for being against him. Now what’s going to happen to us? We’ll die off. He had the right idea, but would anyone actually listen?

My Master... he says that Dark Lord will be back. And when he does, I hope none of you expect forgiveness. What we’re- you’re becoming is sick. All a bunch of Muggle-sympathising idiots!

We are the future, not them. And if we don’t do something then they’ll end up being the end of us.

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[star_killer]

So you think, anyway.

[puckinyourmom]

Uh huh.

Oh, you should probably get up here, dude. I'm about to drop a deuce in your bed and I want you to watch.

[star_killer]

I-

What?

[puckinyourmom]

Giving you the gift of butt nuggets.

[star_killer]

What are bu-

[Inkblots. Realization dawning. Then he switches to voice because screw writing, he's angry.]

You better get the hell away from my bed!

[puckinyourmom]

I can't. Stinky the Black Dragon is already on his way.

[star_killer]

[VADER DID NOT COVER THIS AT ALL.]

I- You-

I will murder you, and then I will murder your entire family. Get away from my bed right now!

[puckinyourmom]

Relax, man, I ate corn.

[star_killer]

How on earth could that possibly make it any better?

[WAIT IT DOESN'T MATTER.]

Stop this childish stupidity NOW, or by the time I'm done with you, there won't be a single piece of you left!

[puckinyourmom]

[Give him a minute...]

Damn. It reeks in here, and I've got practice soon, so I'm out. See you later, dude. Good talk.

voice;

[star_killer]

Wh-

Don't even think about leaving!

[...]

I'm going to kill you! I really will! If there's really- If you did that, I'm going to kill you and then I'm going to torture every single member of your family! And they'll know that you caused them this pain, they'll know and they'll blame you for it!

voice;

[puckinyourmom]

Good luck with that.