EIGHT ♋

[selfhatred]

MEN IN BLACK III
SNOW WHITE AND THE HUNTSMAN
I HATE YOU, DAD
BRAVE
PEOPLE LIKE US
CELESTE AND JESSE FOREVER
RUBY SPARKS
TAKE THIS WALTZ
NOT TO MENTION ALL THE ONES I MISSED WHILE SCHOOL WAS ON.
WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE MOVIES?
THERE'S NOT GOING TO BE ENOUGH TIME IN THE SUMMER TO WATCH THEM ALL.
AND WHY THE FUCK IS BREAKING DAWN PART TWO BEING RELEASED IN FUCKING NOVEMBER??

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[selfhatred]

THIS IS THE SOUND OF ME NOT GIVING A FUCK, STRIDER.

[clockspinner]

sorry was i jacking off too loud last night

[selfhatred]

PITY I WASN'T ABLE TO HEAR THAT AROUND THE SILENCING CHARM I HAVE ON MY DRAPES.
FUCKING YOURSELF WITH A DILDO. YOU MUST BE PRETTY DESPERATE.

[clockspinner]

nah i was laying low
cant sneak in to ravenclaw to make out with jade every night

[selfhatred]

OH SO THAT'S WHERE YOU'VE BEEN.
YOU MISSED THE DICK PARTIES JOHN AND I HAVE BEEN HAVING.
AND WE ALL KNOW HOW MUCH YOU LIKE TAKING IT UP THE ASS.

I got new icons can you tell

[clockspinner]

nice try
you just wish you were johns type
but even though you act like youre persistently on the rag
you do still have a penis
thereby putting john i am not a homosexual egbert way out of your league

yes

[selfhatred]

IT'S A SAD DAY WHEN YOU SEE A MAN IN DENIAL.
PROJECTING YOUR CRUSH ON JOHN ONTO ME IS JUST PATHETIC.

[clockspinner]

suck my dick vantas

[selfhatred]

NO THANKS. I DON'T KNOW WHERE THAT THING'S BEEN.

[clockspinner]

alllll over your pillow thats where
the great thing about having a blond tufted crotch truffula is that the pubes are easy to hide
smell that
it smells like victory
and also my dick

[selfhatred]

GUESS WHAT?
I GET THE HOUSE ELVES TO STRIP MY BED EVERY FEW HOURS AND GIVE IT CLEAN SHEETS.
SUCKS TO BE YOU.