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8r8k is over and I keep reading is the same monotonous gar8age over and over again.
Do you all just read the post and repeat like some imit8tion parrot? Isn't there SOMEONE out there with the 8alls to admit that may8e things aren't as pretty perfect as you like to think they are?
Oh yes, poor muggles. Let's all feel sorry for them!
I guess if that's what we're doing, it's my own duty to 8e the perfect of example of helpfulness!
If you're a ~~mud8lood~~ [ She does a horrible job of scratching it out, obiviously leaving it for people to still read. ]
Oops! I mean, muggle, I know it's not really your fault. Some of us just have all the luck! 8ut don't worry. Your luck starts today 8ecause you have me to help you through these oh so trou8led times.
Since the incident which everyone is suddenly toooooooo scared to talk a8out, there's clearly more reason for you to fear for your lives! What a horri8le position to 8e in! Whew, I'm so glad I don't have to deal with it! 8ut I can help you prepare for the imminent genocide that wants to rain down on your kind.
I'll help teach you to defend yourself against any 8ig 8ad Dark Lord!
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GET BENT, SERKET.
EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT A FUCKING BITCH YOU ARE.

Wow! Laughing in the face of charity. You're reeeeeeeeally not helping your cause, Vantas. I'm just trying to 8e nice!

UH-HUH.
BECAUSE NOT A SINGLE FUCKING SENTENCE IN THAT SCREAMED CONDESCENDING.
NOPE.
GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULD BELIEVE YOU.

You of all people would need my help!
I mean, you're the perfect target.

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...You really think he's going to come back?

Do you really think he'd 8e stopped that easily?

Well...

I don't know...we don't even know what really happened, so who knows if it actually WAS easy.

I think I'm confusing myself now.

Even if it's not HIM, someone is going to pick up the metaphorical torch. It's 8est that you 8e prepared, don't you think?

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I'll readily admit that things aren't perfect, but neither are any of us helpless.

What is your ulterior motive?

I'm shocked and hurt that you'd think I have an ulterior motive! What could I possi8ly have to gain from helping others to learn how to defend themselves?

I'm not certain, but your flippancy doesn't suggest you're only offering out of the goodness of your heart.

Wow! You're lucky I'm such a generous and understanding person or I might t8ke that the wrong way!

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What makes you so sure that the teachers aren't doing an adequate job of teaching us how to defend ourselves personally?

Geez, with all these attacks, one would think that a 8it of amica8le charity is frowned upon!

Quit being a bitch and practice hitting bludgers.

Apparently that's all people think I'm doing! I guess that's what I get for trying to 8e helpful.

Why would you actually be trying to help the muggleborns?

It's my duty as a pure8lood to shepard the ~~weak~~ ~~defenseless~~ ~~stupid~~ needy!
I mean, look at what's happened! How scaaaaaaaary! I would h8 to 8e a muggle in this world.

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HeLl YeS, mY sIsTeR, wHy DoN't YoU cOmE lEaRn Me SoMeThInG?

Are you associ8ing yourself with the muggles now, Makara? I guess I really shouldn't 8e surprised!

MoThErFuCkIn HaLf MuGgLe OvEr HeRe, So I gUeSs YoU cOuLd HaLf TeAcH mE sOmEtHiNg.

I guess that would go with your half a 8rain!

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wwow vvris doesnt sound much like you wwant to be fuckin defendin against him at all

I have no idea what you're talking a8out, Ampora!

reely
its funny cause i got lots a suspicions on howw true that is
owwin to the fact that you aint nevver been helpful a day in your fuckin life for one
and the second on account a the fact that evverythin you say sounds like youre makin fun
so yeah color me fuckin skeptical

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